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cabin dick

A claustrophobic reaction that takes place when a man's meat sword is isolated and/or shut in a small space, with no one to do for an extended period. Cabin dick describes the extreme irritability and restlessness of the custard cannon in these situations.

A person may experience cabin dick in a situation such as being in a simple country vacation cottage lacking in proper attention to the one-eyed wrinkle-necked trouser trout. When experiencing cabin dick, the oyster probe may tend to shrivel, have distrust of the owner, and an urge to get out of the pants even in the rain, snow, dark or hail. The phrase is also used humorously to indicate the simple boredom from beating off at home alone.
My girl just told me we're going to spend the holidays at her grandparents house and they're making us sleep in separate beds, I'm going to have the worst case of cabin dick.
by Sr. Maj December 14, 2014
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Carbibore

A person who bores the hell out of anyone within earshot about their low-carb diet.
Bob wouldn't stop droning on about his Atkin's diet, he's such a carbibore.
by wiretapper June 24, 2016
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carbon tax

What politicians believe is the only viable solution to climate change just so they can charge more tax.
That guest on CNN said carbon tax is the only solution to climate change? Give me a break.
by carbonator December 11, 2017
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Cabin rape

When the people in your cabin have turned against you, and proceed to rape you in every hole.
Did you hear? Jessica is sore after she got cabin raped.
by Noah Shat October 18, 2019
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cardinal pole catholic school

A school full of fake skets. Too many Snakes 🐍 roaming through the halls. This school is like a zoo like why pay to go visit London zoo when you can see people in cp for free? Most of the girls have been baited out. 99% of the boys r ugly asf. Everyone’s a nitty. Most of these teachers can’t even teach bro. They get paid to give detentions. They shove homework down your throat and the things they teach in class are never in the exams. To sum it up , this school is a fucking joke.
Student 1: I hate cardinal pole catholic school!!

Student 2: Agreed

Teacher: *hears conversation*

Teacher: You are both excluded for 2 weeks!

Students: WTF!
by NoneOfYourBusinessHoeSksksk December 5, 2019
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carbuncle

Carbuncle references a random text box seen in Game Grumps episode number two of Sonic Shuffle saying “The Carbuncle ate itself.” This notification was completely unrelated to what was happening in the game and only interrupted the conversation Danny and Arin were having. The phrase has since become a running joke and reference within the fanbase.

Therefore, a “carbuncle” is a person who interrupts or contributes nothing of value, interest, or importance to a conversation.
Kristen, could you quit being a carbuncle?”

“Jax is such a carbuncle.”
by Scha-wangus October 23, 2020
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Cabin

A house where people or someone would stay.
I've touched cabin exé
by Musonda Bemba November 10, 2020
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