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Lettuce Cardboard Cannibal Disorder

A disorder in which the patient is jealous of his or her bestfriend's newly found love. The patient is being ignored or feels replaced/less important than the bestfriends new partner.
My bestfriend got a new boyfriend, and I feel less important, therefore I have Lettuce Cardboard Cannibal Disorder.
by AstronautPorkChop March 19, 2010
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Cannibals

You know the horrific thing about cannibals is NOT that they are eating you; it's that YOU know that you're the same but THEY DON'T know that you're the same.
Cannibals "Argh! I'm gonna eat you!"

Food "No! Wait! I'm people too! Aaaaaaaaahhhhhhh!"
by Hym Iam August 2, 2023
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NDEC Cannibalism

NDECC, Nondestructive Ethical & Consensual Cannibalism. This means it is done very sparingly to avoid lasting harm to the donor or consumer, or it is done with amputated tissue. (Think foot taco guy). Another example would be the practice of eating the placenta after a baby is born. NDECC Includes the practice of vampirism when done safely.
May sometimes be done as a sexual fetish but it is not exclusively a sexual practice, and may have significance to some for spiritual reasons.
"I support NDEC Cannibalism"
"Wtf that's weird"
by trevor465545 March 29, 2024
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Sustenance Cannibal

A person who eats another person not just to terrorize their enemies but instead for it's sustenance
"Have you seen that cannibal Haitian warlord named barbecue?"

"Yeah I have but I think he's more of a Shock Cannibal than a Sustenance Cannibal"
by Tim's Beanie March 14, 2024
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Fandom Cannibalism

Can also be known as Fandom Auto-cannibalism.

Fandom Cannibalism: seen more frequently in the past few years. A phenomenon that occurs when antishippers (antis) start attacking and harassing others in the same fandom for mundane reasons.

Specifically after a majority of dead dove or proship fans have left the fandom. Thus, the antis turn on themselves and start cannibalizing whoever is left of the fandom.
I was going to join this new fandom, but there's a bad case of Fandom Cannibalism going on. Everyone is just attacking each other.
by Bl00dyButterfly September 14, 2024
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Cannibalize

To take batteries out of one device to replace dead ones in another
“Yo dude, I need a controller
“Sure man, lemme cannibalize some batteries from this remote
by Patrocker0 October 19, 2023
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When describing a man who is fat, ginger and called kallum who is also most likely to eat a person.
"I hate fat ginger jesus cannibal kallum." with aggression
by Joul_Loves October 5, 2023
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