carlisled

The disorienting, debilitating, life-changing feeling that comes when first hearing 80's power-pop ballad "Heaven is a Place on Earth", coupled with the realization that a woman with the name "Belinda" can actually be hot.

Is that guy having a seizure?
Nah man, he just got carlisled.

Why'd our CTO just up and quit?!
Carlisled at the holiday party.
Ah.

by Viv Ward November 21, 2016

callissa

a stupid ass bitch

Callissa is a stupid ass bitch

by Alex Homie May 3, 2018

Canlisharinese

Canlisharinese is a mixture of 4 different languages:
English, Cantonese, Mandarin, and Japanese.
The "Can-" is derived from Cantonese; the "-lish" is derived from English; the "-arin" is derived from Mandarin; and the "-ese" is derived from Japanese.
However, using this language always cancels another language out, as English is an Subject-Verb-Object language, whereas Japanese is a Subject-Object-Verb language.
It is considered to be a joke language, as not many people speak all 4 of these languages, and the majority who do speak the 4 languages do not collide the 4 languages together.
Please note: Cantonese and Mandarin Chinese use the same characters, just different pronunciations.

Example of Canlisharinese:

Sentence: "彼女は is 很可愛い today."
Pinyin & Romanji: "Kanojo ha is ho kawaii today."
English: "She is really cute today."

by AyukuraChan October 13, 2011

Carlis

An entrepreneur and Swedish. One of a kind nice guy. Puts 20 hour days in for his work: leading civil engineer for Sweden's infrastructure. Sometimes doesn't find enough time for his close friends but he'll always make it up to you...by renaming a motorway in your name. Also the inventor of the catchphrase lassic.

Sven: Hey this road is very nice no?
Bjorn: Ah yes, they say Carlis Mollehue built it.

by ElPolloDeDiablo January 3, 2015

Carlisle

a wonderful, fictional vampire in the book Twilight written by the author who milks everything, Stephenie Meyer who is the vampire who adoped Edward and changed Edward into a vampire before he died. He also practices medicine. he's wonderful because he resists the urge of blood while operating on his patients. Carlisle also changed all of the other memebers of the Cullen family. Edward was first, Esme, Rosalie, Emmet, Alice and Jasper.

in the second book Carlisle stitched up Bella's arm after she was alsmost eaten by his other adopted son jasper.

by Edward, Bella and Alice Cullen August 10, 2008

Calista

deeply disturbed. depressed and anxious. can be super nice but also a bitch. shy around new people. she's a pretty blonde and too skinny. drops people like flies. i feel sad for her. she can be deep and went through weird shit. the type of person that can see right through you, very scary. you'll be lured in by her charm but she might really mess with you. but she may also chose you to be an actual friend. be careful. she's... interesting to say the least

Girl #1: Woah, this girl, Calista, just looked at me like she could see my darkest secrets.
Girl #2: Watch out, she has that affect, but she might just make you crash and burn.

by scarybooksatnight August 13, 2017

cannister

An overused vagina used to store semen. The vagina is usually dry, either because the woman is unaroused due to sensory adaptation or because she is unable to self-lubricate.

I needed to get off and didn't know where to ejaculate, so I used my friend's grandma as a cannister.

by eDictionaryMan July 31, 2009