Candy Cane

The act of a male receiving oral sex and his testicles continually slapping against the chin of the giving party.

Is comparable to a candy cane in that, when you eat a candy cane the little "hook" at the end gets closer and eventually hits your chin.

Dude, I was fucking Jenna's mouth and I was totally giving her a candy cane!

by Nerd Junior July 16, 2008

Candy cane

When a a girl is so skilled at giving blow jobs, she can paint a candy cane pattern on your genitals. Usually doing so with her lipstick.

Bill: how did it go last night with Stacy?
Rick: you won't believe it man, she gave me a candy cane!

by Gazorpazorp7492 August 9, 2016

Candyland

A store where some cow killing fag who rips me off and sells lighters, alcohol, and supposedly switchblades to people. The candyland guy also shoked my friend.

wow, I bought this at candyland, it must be a goddamn rip off.

by kill cow November 8, 2007

Candy Cane Lisp

When you are in the process of enjoying a candy cane and begin to speak. This causes a slurring of words much like that of a gay man or a drunk.

Seth: Hey Joe how's the Candy Cane?
Joe: It'ssssss gewd Sssssethhh.
Seth: WHAT?!
Joe:*removes candy cain* Sorry I had a candy cane lisp, it's pretty good.

by lolmongoose December 23, 2008

candy cane

a line of cocaine and the football shaped Xanax. All the fun, none of the fear.

Candy canes are used by those who have a sense of balance. (you know what that means)

by Johnnymad October 23, 2007

henry the candy cane lover

henry the candy cane lover

henry loves to insert his penis into a women who is on her period. once they have ejaculated he is left with a red and white willy.

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women- im on my period

henry- that okay that's the way I like it , candy cane style

ill stick it in and itll turn red and then white will be added. I am henry the candy cane lover.

by bob the builder fjierout93401q March 31, 2017

Candy Cane

A severely curved penis that resembles a traditional candy cane.

Last time I hooked up with Tom he meat-hooked me with his candy cane!

by astrobia00 January 29, 2007