Cali Q

Hungry dog from the commercials asking for donations

There's hungry Cali Qs all over your a lucky dog.

by AriusPrime August 17, 2019

Cali nug

(n) Meant to reference weed from the state of California but more often than not it's your dealer's shitty mids.

"Hey bro I just got that fresh Cali Nug, 30 a g"

White kid in a polo: "Oh really? That sounds like quite the bargain good sir!"

by HippedToast August 11, 2017

Cali WFH

Lifestyle situation in the Southwest Canadian region.

The act of chilling pretty aggressively, near or around waves, during the week while collecting income. Originating in the United State of California.

Bicycling during the day beachside between/during calls. Often includes brunch outdoors and/or starting the workday by logging in remotely around 12pm ET.

Usually involves: work, weekday vibes, waking up without an alarm, remote +/- sandwiches, coffee, avocado toast, etc.

My cousin, Sergio, gets mad top on the west coast and his work is straight Cali WFH. I’m hella jealous of the culture.

by Shantymcsnifferqueef June 1, 2022

Cali Parm

The butter-soaked buds that remain after making cannabutter, known to taste like extremely salty Parmesan cheese.

Ever since she decided to try some of that Cali Parm while baking those brownies, she's been too high to function.

by MogsK November 12, 2022

Cali Pack

Weed that comes in a colorful packet, usually god tier shit that your friend will claim came from California.

Me: DAMN this gas is fire
Friend: Ofc bro it's a cali pack

by rooklz January 8, 2023

cali crumcake

When you have a bitch floss your butt hair with her teeth and then eats the dingle berries

Bro this chick was so nasty she actually gave me a Cali crumcake

by im dat guy... April 12, 2015

Cali-foreign

The catch-all nationality for people having physical and cultural characteristics that are clearly not native to the United States of America but they only talk “valleyspeak".

Whitey A to Whitey B:
"So I got rejected for a rent controlled apartment AGAIN this year."

Whitey B to Whitey A:
"Dude you're too plain... not cali-foreign enough"

by joeMAMA-_- December 30, 2011