Nor Cal Scrumpy

A sex act where a woman sits on her male (or female) partner's face, and happens to be text messenging her best friend at the same time, thereby accidentally farting on his face due to not paying attention to the act.

Woman #1: So I got that message you sent me last night. You were hooking up with Pee Wee weren't you?
Woman #2: Yeah, bitch, I was so distracted by sending you a text message I ended up Nor Cal Scrumpying him!
Woman #1: Niiiiice!
Woman #2: Yeah I think he actually liked it.

by kyrie calavera February 13, 2007

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cal is on me

slang. Coloquial english used especially by inner city youth meaning This dude better not steal on me while that other cat tapin.
More often then not the above phrase preceeds the speaker being stole on while "that other cat" records the events

"Oh you mad cuz im stylin on you
You could have better gear and couldnt style it on me
Plus the cal is on me..."
*DUFF!!*

by Hollaback bish!! January 4, 2007

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Cal

Someone who doesn't have a social life and is afraid to leave the door, Typically this person has longish hair and a child moustache.

Mark: "You going out?"
Jay: "No, I'm playing Reach"
Mark: "Don't be a Cal!"

by Bald Bear May 17, 2010

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don't pick up the .50 cal

in Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare online, it is bad luck to pick up a barett .50 caliber sniper rifle. the gun must be picked up from the dead body of another player for it to be bad luck. statistics show that once the player has the .50 cal in his/her possesion, they will be kiled within the minute

john:dude i found a .50 cal up here time to pone some poon

joe:don't pick up the .50 cal!

(john gets plugged)

by cape cOd 4 August 5, 2009

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cal-o

People really good at CS, but aren't so obseesed so they have nothing else to do.

"I'm in Cal-o, you must be good"

by AFI July 10, 2006

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Cal Poly

A decent state university filled with people who harbor great resentment toward UC Berkeley, probably because they got rejected from there and had to stoop to a CSU.

I could give a long rant as to why Berkeley is better than cal poly, but the sheer number of definitions that attempt to bash Berkeley with petty comments speaks for itself.

Cal Poly Grad: Berkeley sucks! Bunch a pot smokin hobos!

Berkeley Grad: Please, whine more. No one even question's UCB's quality due to our world class engineering programs, nobel prize winning faculty, and amazing job prospects after college.

by Von Cockenstein April 1, 2010

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