Sticky Cakes

when you shit your pants and your ass becomes sticky

Omg i shit my pants !
you have sticky cakes !

by avaaustinnn January 15, 2020

eating crab cakes

To perform oral sex to a woman.

Last night , I thought shannon was going to take me to a nice resturant, but instead, she was only interested in eating crab cakes. So we ended up at her house in bed.

by CatDog122 March 12, 2017

Man cakes

When a large (fat) man loses weight, he will lose his Man-boobs. The result will be sagging man breasts known as MAN CAKES. (Similar to a flat-chested woman's PAN CAKES)

My God, did you see that dude over there with the tank top on? He really needs to wear a bigger shirt to cover up those MAN CAKES he has.

by Fred Christensen February 12, 2006

Doodie Cakes

A solid poo nug smelling nothing like cake due to the fact that this comes out of your ass not a bakery.

I love those mornings when I hit the can and bake up some mean doodie cakes. Its a great way to start your day

by foomanchew June 20, 2005

Cakes

having a huge ass and thighs.

Types of Cakes:

little nice booty = birthday cakes

medium booty, fat, damn near super fat = banquet/ceremony cake

outrageous, out this world booty = Wedding cakes!

Damn bro, you see that ass?! She got major cakes bruh.

by Dock Loften March 23, 2011

Beat your cakes

Ghetto south everett (wa) term for To Have Sex, Screw A Chick

Cameron told me he wants to Beat Your Cakes

by *~ashley lasater~* September 7, 2004

Crab Cakes

The second set of boobs that that you get when you sit down and your stomach fat intertwines with your boobs (especially Men's), making large lines appear.
Sometimes, people like Kaleb, can make their Crab Cakes dance.

Alex: Well, that's a nice pair of Crab Cakes you got there, Kaleb!
Kaleb: Thanks.
Mary: Woah, Can you make them dance?
Kaleb: Why, yes I can!

by Alexandra Conde March 30, 2008