Creamy Caesar

Creaming (jizzing) a crown shape on a girls head after finishing a sexual act.

Melvin: "Aww man, guess what I did last night to Jessica!"

Fred: "What did you do?!"

Melvin: "I gave her a creamy caesar!"

Fred: "Sexy!"

by butthole snurger March 21, 2009

Salty Caesar

When you’re giving head and a piece of lettuce from the salad you ate earlier gets left on the wang

I was so into it but she gave me a salty Caesar and I couldn’t look at her the same way

by Da muffin mane November 13, 2021

Toolius Caesar

Someone who is nicknamed Toolie, and considers themselves to be akin to Julius Caesar. Most likely very sly, sharp-tongued, handsome in real life, very smart (doesn't matter if book smart or street smart), very dominant, and probably excels in sports.

Guy 1: "Hey, Toolie. Why do you have a Julius Caesar profile picture?"
Guy 2: "Because I'm Toolius Caesar."

by ad;oiadkjadaakjdhaskhaksjd August 26, 2021

Caesar Behavior

behavior that falls into one of 3 categories and can be used synonymously:
1.) Gooner behavior or behavior that is generally suspect like saying your favorite Pokémon is lopunny

2.) Cornball behavior like excessive use of anime GIFs/emojis or claiming tequila is the only alcohol you can drink, despite not being able to name a single tequila brand.

3.)repeated talk of being alone/ wanting a girlfriend

“Bro just said he relates to Shinji from Evangelion… that’s peak Caesar Behavior.”
“If your favorite Pokémon is Lopunny and you use 😩 unironically, you’re a certified Caesar.”
"bro said that the loli trope is not that bad because its actually really common in anime, classic Caesar."
“He posted a black screen on his story with the caption ‘I’m done chasing.’ Caesar Behavior at its peak.”
“He said ‘I’m different when I’m drunk off tequila’ and then passed out after two shots. Pure Caesar Behavior.”
“Dog, he just said ‘I’m a lover, not a fighter’—it’s terminal.”

by Threadues October 7, 2025

Feinious Caesar

Another name for a dab pen for which you fein off of empirically.

“Let me get a few rips off the Feinious Caesar.”

by Gordon Jamesey April 28, 2025

Creamy Caesar

A Creamy Caesar is where you repeatedly stab a women in the back with your penis while Cumming, shouting 'FOR THE EMPIRE'.

You then empty a bag of salad on her back and toss the salad with your Creamy Caesar dressing.

She came over, and I gave her a Creamy Caesar

by Ronscreamysurprise September 12, 2021

Caesar’s Wallet

The act of having intercourse in public through the female unzipping her jeans and the male entering through the oepning and continuing to the vagina .

Beatrice was feeling hot and bothered in the park after a cold lunch and Larry suggested giving her a Caesar’s wallet . “One would love a ceasars wallet right now “

by JizzyTim June 11, 2018