caucus

A system of selecting a frontrunner for a political candidacy, becoming more popular in recent days. It is majorly consumed by radicals because only the people who really feel strongly will attend.

We're having a caucus? There goes our hope of getting a moderate candidate. We're screwed!

by Aokun January 22, 2004

El Cacas

Unofficial title of the president of Mexico, Andres Manuel Lopez Obrador(2018-2024).

It can be translated into English as "The Shits" or "Mr. Shits".

Today in a press conference, El Cacas said that he is taking no sides in the Russian invasion to Ukraine.

He is so Shitty.

by El Cacato April 8, 2022

chode cactus

When your poop gets mixed in with your chode hair and dries up, and gets prickly.

Ew, John has the most disgusting fucking chode cactus in the fucking world.

by z.e.c.h January 22, 2006

david caruso

When one unwisely quits their career for something more promising and it turns out to be a dud. Then, they are jobless and stuck!

I think Joria Fox pulled a David Caruso when she quit CSI.

by Noizchild January 18, 2008

Cactus

A child-friendly way of swearing.

person: That is such bull-cactus!

by iEatSpam June 27, 2018

The cactus effect

Term to refer to a mans balls after recently being shaved, when the small prickly hairs begin to grow back and poke his penis as it hangs over them.

Guy: Damn, I got the cactus effect. Should've shaved better.
Guy 2: I know, that shit sucks. Feels like tiny needles stabbing your dick.

by PurplePagan June 7, 2007

DoM Caruso

a mean nipple pierced sex animal

Look at that DoM Caruso over there he's totally doming that girl.

one with a dom belt.

by the commitee October 21, 2007