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Cunt Crackers

The crunchie rusty treats you eat when going down on a female who doesn't clean themselves, especially during their periods.
Man, I hope Lucas knows to look before he books with Cassie tonight. She has a long record of 1st date plates serving Cunt Crackers, Twat Twigs and Snatch Ratch.
by Rompinthomspon November 3, 2021
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soak your crackers

Fred: I'm so freaked out right know i'm so stressed
Mark: Soak your crackers, dude
Fred: fine
by Smart P. Blart April 12, 2019
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Kuhnkackurz (coon-cack-ers)

1.Kuhnkackurz (coon-cack-ers) are individuals with the unique ability to tresspass on a property or in a conveyance in the middle of the night in search of anything valuable: Battery operated, anything new still in original packaging, rechargeable, lights up, or is remote controlled are highly sought after. Walmart receipts for recent purchases paid for with cash are also hunted. Kuhnkackurz also possess the uncanny ability to avoid being detained by the local law enforcement agency. 2. A new brand of clothing inspired by the Kuhnkackurz lifestyle. www.kuhnkackurz.com.
what do you call people that always have a change of clothes but no job to pay for them? those are what you call Kuhnkackurz (coon-cack-ers) my friend. Kuhnkackurz is also a cool ass store online with some fly ass gear. www.kuhnkackurz.com
by www.kuhnkackurz.com May 2, 2023
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uppity crackers

A stupid honkey that wont keep itz mouth shut
by Jimmy Urine August 2, 2003
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i would let you eat crackers on my bed

the phrase when you see a hot girl and you would let her have sex with you
tom: did you see that girl at that party
jimmy: yea, i think she would totally let me eat crackers on her bed
tom: (just staring at jim)
sentence for i would let you eat crackers on my bed
by f.l.r # 9 May 6, 2009
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Damn Crackers

The funniest internet enterprise to date. Comprised mainly of rude humor only fit for those with a sense of comedy above and beyond "America's Funniest Videos". From My Space Whore of the Week to their weekly radio show, Damn Crackers have it all.
Have you seen the newest video by Damn Crackers where they make fun of NAMBLA?

I sure have, but I enjoy their MySpace Whore of the Week articles better.
by Linoleum May 27, 2008
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cacker juice

a drink traditionally drank by cackers ( otherwise known as Lambrini) whilst engaging in sexual intercourse with underaged chavs.
oi Emily dis cackerjuice dnt half ,make u horny!
by wancas April 16, 2005
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