The crunchie rusty treats you eat when going down on a female who doesn't clean themselves, especially during their periods.
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1.Kuhnkackurz (coon-cack-ers) are individuals with the unique ability to tresspass on a property or in a conveyance in the middle of the night in search of anything valuable: Battery operated, anything new still in original packaging, rechargeable, lights up, or is remote controlled are highly sought after. Walmart receipts for recent purchases paid for with cash are also hunted. Kuhnkackurz also possess the uncanny ability to avoid being detained by the local law enforcement agency. 2. A new brand of clothing inspired by the Kuhnkackurz lifestyle. www.kuhnkackurz.com.
what do you call people that always have a change of clothes but no job to pay for them? those are what you call Kuhnkackurz (coon-cack-ers) my friend. Kuhnkackurz is also a cool ass store online with some fly ass gear. www.kuhnkackurz.com
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Have you seen the newest video by Damn Crackers where they make fun of NAMBLA?
I sure have, but I enjoy their MySpace Whore of the Week articles better.
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