Crunchy Vocals

when vocals have kind of a heavier sound to them, sort of a rasp.

"gerard way has some crunchy vocals!"

by motherfuckinggenius April 14, 2010

Crunchy Taco

A crunchy taco is an adult word for when a lovely lady takes a swim or perhaps a surf in the ocean and happens to get a little sand in her lady parts...and before she gets all clean, she gets a little “down time” from her generous partner....the partner then gets a crunchy taco.

Who doesn’t like salt? And it means she’s active not dirty. New way to use the word “Salty”.

Hey Steve what did you do last night?

“First I had a crunchy taco, then I was starving so me and my lady got some street tacos.”

by Janine LaSalle February 4, 2018

crunchy papa

What a sugar daddy is when he wants some sugar.

My sugar daddy took my shopping but after he took off his clothes I realized he was a crunchy papa

by RavenSnowYo May 15, 2018

Crunchy Sparkle

The practice of freezing peanut butter inside a condom to create a phallic object for pleasuring oneself.

Callum thought his Crunchy Sparkle was taking too long to freeze before his parents got home.

by EJean June 17, 2019

Crunchy nut

When you nut while having a kidney stone

Bro I just had a crunchy nut and it hurt

by John nut September 26, 2019

Crunchy Stripper

A stripper that’s crunchier than usual. Typically found in Las Vegas.

“Dude, those Vegas Strippers are crunchy strippers. Hella crunchy. We are better off with the ones in Atlantic City.”

by clhartostfeld March 1, 2021

crunchy karen

A super type of Karen. The type of Karen figure who will not only harass and abuse retail staff for doing their job but will use any attention she gets to push her MLM scheme essential oils. Strictly homeschools her 4-8 kids despite having no higher qualifications of her own, thinks vaccines are the devil but uses a vape and eats junk food regularly. A Crunchy Karen is defined as a type of super Karen.

"Did you see Amy the other week?"

"Yeah, she was pushing her essential oils again."

"What a Crunchy Karen."

"What is a crunchy Karen?"

"A type of super Karen who is the Karen of all Karen's."

by Chloerose98 March 4, 2021