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Coronavirus 

A terrible worldwide disease, like most things, it was made in China. Symptoms include: hoarding of unnecessary items, such as toilet roll and hand sanitiser, a certain president telling you to drink bleach (please don’t), not social distancing and washing your hands while singing the happy birthday song. It has messed everyone up.
My teacher has a secret store cupboard full of toilet rolls in her classroom, due to coronavirus.

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coronavirus by UwOそお November 17, 2020

Coronavirus 

A crown with sharp ends, breaks the lies the web mends. A fake virus to drive up fear. No longer will it continue. I already lost sight of it, in my rear view mirror. A curse on words, the crown broke it down. And with all the winnings, humanity started to rebound.
A mound or a sound, we just ants and coronavirus is fake, that we no longer need or see around.
Coronavirus by PoP-Rox January 30, 2021

Coronavirus 

The 2020 Oxford Children’s Word of the Year! Yes, that's right oxford actually put this word in a fucking CHILDRENS dictionary.

Oxfords definition: a type of virus that can cause pneumonia and other diseases in humans and animals

My definition: A virus that causes people to buy way to much toilet paper, and makes kids go through the hell that is an online school.

Synonyms: Corona, Covid 19, Covid, SARS-CoV-2, Hell, Death, Suicide note
The coronavirus is sending us to our grave

World War Coronavirus 

The global conflict against Covid 19.
Grandpa, do you remember serving in World War Coronavirus?

Coronavirus 

Guy 1: bruh, I'm depressed bc school
Guy 2: yeah me too
Coronavirus: I can fix that
Coronavirus by yeetthis April 15, 2020