basement concert

slang for when a band has their first debut concert promoting their own sounds, usually inviting only their close friends. originated from the US whereby homes have basements and bands there usually practise and have concerts in their basements.

Hey, are you going for Mark's basement concert? its the first time their band's performing!

by scaff December 25, 2004

Concert Band

The place you stick the rejects that didnt make symphonic band, or the band with people just trying to have as many band classes as possible.

"Yaaaayy i have a band day"
Period 1. Jazz band
2. Symphonic band
3. Concert band
4. Music Theory
(block schedule)

by Alex Fiori May 3, 2005

Conceited

Someone who believes they are above everyone else, and fails to see they are really a pathetic little attention seeking whore. The only people who can't see through they're little acts are the really desperate guys she flirts with all the time.

Like Jade and Tigwell

Jade: Oh my God, everyone at this party is like totally jealous of me, coz they aren't as hot as me, you think I'm hot don't you?

Hot guy: Ummm, I'm gonna go get a drink....

Ugly guy: Yeah, I totally agree with you Jade, you are the hottest girl at this party.

(Later on, hot guy talks to his girlfriend)

Girlfriend: I saw that cunt Jade talking to you, but I also saw you walk away, thank you.

Hot guy: I hate her, she's so conceited the fucking dirty whore.

by Amy_1985 October 6, 2008

concertginity

The act of going to a concert for the first time (essentially losing one's virginity of experiencing a concert)

"That was an awesome concert to lose my concertginity to!"

by brentionary March 17, 2009

Concerta

Concerta (methylphenidate) is a sustained-release form of Ritalin, which is also methylphenidate. It is used when taking 3 or so Ritalin tablets in one day is just too much of a pain in the ass and you want to just have one dose and have it remain steady throughout the day. Doses come in 18mg(baige), 27mg(blue), 36mg(white), and 54mg(red) cylindrical tablets. It is the second step down from Adderall(amphetamine-dextroamphetamine) in treating ADD/ADHD.

"I need my Concerta to help me focus throughout the day."

by Jamal May 13, 2005

conception

an act of inception (planting an idea in ones mind) performed through an indirect mindfuck.

While dreaming if sounds from other people having sex (through a wall or in another room) infiltrate and start controlling your dream, an act of conception has been performed on you.

by birdo00 March 3, 2011

concert vagina

The concert vagina is a woman who pretends to be one of the guys in order to get attention from a group of single and/or "unavailable" men in situations where the female/girlfriend element is intentionally absent. Akin to a concert pianist, a concert vagina earns this title by consistently positioning herself at center stage in a group of enthralled spectators.

Trademark moves of the concert vagina include inviting herself to poker night and showing up in a miniskirt holding a six pack of your favorite beer. In this manner, the concert vagina is able to advertise herself as the best of both worlds. Don't you wish your girlfriend was hot like the concert vagina?

by roxemil February 28, 2008