"My Korean post neurosurgery patient was singing a nursery rhyme while I performed a NIHSS assessment, it was wholesome as
hell. Straight up Colton"
"That
guy stayed after his
shift was over to help me intubate and clean up my patient, such a Colton..."
"I got home, took off my bra, put on some Marvel movies, and took a drag from a fat ass joint. It was such a Colton moment!"
"I just saw two oters holding hands while wearing glasses and suspenders, they were Colton
AF!"