cogitophobic

Adjective describing a person who is afraid to or does not like to think.

From Latin "cogito": I think, and Greek "phobos": fear.

That guy's so stupid, it's like he's cogitophobic.

by swooper74 September 10, 2008

cognito

the opposite of incognito
for an identity to be known, no longer concealed.

After years of hiding, she was once again cognito

by SheaLynnMarie June 12, 2009

cogeybear

native to the congo the cogeybear eats purple leaves and brake lights for breakfast. ending the day with a long nap and yummy flesh for supper. capable of attacking with one eye shut and only two toes it is considered a rare danger in its hometown. and its fast reproduction is making the cogeybear mildly pest-like. so please feel free to steal some uni-gendered cogeybears from the congo to stop this terrible infestation.

protestor: save the rare cogeybear!
average joe: screw you, the cogeybears are as common as headlice!

*average joe punches protestor in the face*

by ogeybearcay November 3, 2009

Cognitive Burden

Dealing with people that are just plain stupid and no amount of explaination, education or training will ever help them.

Dealing with my co-workers is such a cognitive burden.

I hate working in customer service. It’s a real cognitive burden.

by Eaton Holgoode November 27, 2018

Cognitive Nutsack

Someone who learned about MBTI and thinks they're a master in psychology. They think their personality(which they picked out biasedly) is the master race and has no clue what cognitive functions are. They are most likely spotted in the wild saying they have an MBTI consisting of an N because they heard intuitives have a high IQ.

Girl "I think the reason I kind make friends is because I'm an INFJ and everyone is scared of my intellect."
Psychologist "Oh shit you're a Cognitive Nutsack."

by Mai Ting Long April 25, 2020

coggin

Coggin is when is raising hell and having a good time

My friends and I are coggin tonight

by Chicken sandwich 1123 February 26, 2021

cognog

A cognog is a dominant male who acts gay but is straighter than the horizon. Cognog’s are strong Andrew Tate supporters and never smoke/vape. They are usually quite smart and listen to girly pop music. Cognog’s love sports and video games with the boys

“James is such a cognog”
“Yeah isn’t he”

by Wassberry February 19, 2023