Clam Steam

when a the woman queefs in your face releasing a hot steam from her vagina directly in your face

Last night I gave my wife a hot josh, she returned the favor with a clam steam.

Her clam steam fogged my glasses, i like it.

by Who8that January 13, 2012

clam duster

a clam duster, most common during movember, is the patch of hair above the mouth. Sometimes it's been a while for a woman, dust builds, this must be removed, usually in a sweeping manor, before a tongue punch can be landed.

" Kyle look at that Dusty old clam, you better use your clam duster first".

" Andrew look, it's Tom Selleck,"

Andrew, " one day I'll have a clam duster like his"

see also- Snapper Swifter

clam clam duster

by kiefkongs November 22, 2013

Clam

gun

drop the clam cletus - you dont wanna hurt nobody do ya?

by Bob October 26, 2003

dribbling clam

A sopping wet vagina, as wet as an otters pocket due to arousal. Not to be confused with venereal discharge.

After seeing Mary's dribbling clam, Rupert realised no extra lubrication was required.

by Loopydave January 17, 2011

Clam Batting

When a third lesbian slams her clit into the thigh of another lesbian already engaged in scissoring forming the shape of a "T".

"Monica and Jessie were scissoring, but Toni had to go Clam Batting because her breath was stank, yo"

by Wild turkey 81 September 2, 2013

Clam Stamp

When a female sets her genitals on a person's forehead; commonly performed after the receiver has passed out. This event is often photographed and used for future embarrassment.

Opposite of the mushroom print.

Yo....Christopha passed out and got hit with a clam stamp form Tammy. He's going to shit when we show him the pictures.

by Mr.Reno May 3, 2007

Trouser Clam

A vagina with an odor like rotting fish.

Holz: What scent can cover the heady tuna scent wafting upwards from my delicate trouser clam?

Bronwyn: Why my dear, you should try spraying your cooter with the fabulous new perfume from the House of Rancé, Next Age Plaisir.

by indig0daisy December 21, 2008