Christopher

A gay italian who usually sucks a lot of white dick. Mainly sucks off tall people named Carleton.
That Christopher is so gay.
by Christopher Dick Lover 6969 January 12, 2018
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Christopher (otherwhise known as chrissy) is an extremely small (about the size of a couple of bacci cells) cartoon, imaginary boy. he can be seen everywhere, and will move from the center of arabia to your face in about 0.246 seconds. he also has the talent of slipping inside a uterus, temporariy impregnating said person, he will then slip out at an unknown time. He is always wearing- blue demin baggy trousers, a green sweater with hoodie strings, and red trainers with laces undone. he has brown tousled hair and a smiling freckled face. He is easy to kill, but is reincarnated immediately after death, unless trapped in some form of container.
"christopher is on your face"

*slaps face* "FUCKING CHRISSY"
by Warlotte January 20, 2010
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He is an handsome,funny guy who is godly at fortnite and carries all his friends,Ethan and Charlie.
Ethan:Did you see the guy that carried me and got a 20 kill dub
Charlie:ya,it must be Christopher
by CHRISOMEGA April 18, 2019
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me: yo Christopher you got goods
Christopher: yea i always got the goods
by blueberry_girl December 09, 2019
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A handsome baby boy

(Mama&Daddys pride and joy)
Christopher Is a new parr of the family
by my shit December 20, 2016
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a man who will be the biggest cunt you meet. you will hate him your entire life and he is terrible
Man:I hate jake he is such a christopher.
by NOONELIKESACHRISTOPHER October 30, 2018
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