Chest Beater

In reference to the mentally disabled who are seen frequently "beating their chest" usually while in a wheelchair. This is a term used to insult someone, basically calling them retarded.
Dude how did Jeff think he would get away with that? What a fucking chest beater lol.
by Badumchi April 20, 2020
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Chest Rubbed

"Chest Rubbed" refers to the spontaneous and utter desolation of a human being for the simple fact that another human rubbed their chest.

In under a millisecond, the victim's entire body will experience a phenomenon in which all of their bones will break, and every pore in their body will bleed profusely without any other cause than the simple fact that another human rubbed their chest.
An immense gory crime scene is shown. Blood is on the walls, on the ceiling, on the floor, everywhere. Nothing of a human being remains except for their blood and a few bones. Onlookers approach and comment on the scene:

"There is no other explanation. This man must've had his Chest Rubbed."
by ArchesAviation March 25, 2023
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Chest Hung

1. A woman with a large and lovely chest can be said to be chest hung, or well chest-hung.
2. A 2 pup litter of healthy chest puppies equals a well chest-hung woman.
3. A lovely gal with large bewbs, you dolt!! She is chest hung, goddamit, this ain't even funny anymore.
In a conversation:
Snotty Gal: Echh, Deborah has huge tetz!
Some guy: Yep, Debs is mad chest hung.
Snotty Gal: Echh!
by wh1dee June 08, 2011
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Chest burger

Did you see that dudes chest burger hanging out of his shirt, so gross.
by Mtg187 March 10, 2017
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chest-sock

\ ˈches(t)-ˈsäk\ : an undershirt meant to be worn under another garment.

This colloquial phrase is a gender-neutral and less-derogatory alternative to the term, "wife beater." Chest-socks are not meant to be seen or closely examined, which makes it acceptable to continue wearing them even after they have yellowed or developed holes from wear and tear.

It is, after all, just a chest-sock.
I was so embarrassed, but it got so hot in the office yesterday that I had to take off my sweater and work in an old chest-sock. Brenda pointed out that it had holes in the back!
by Publitoad March 08, 2019
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CHIA CHEST

A DUDE WITH AN EXCEPTIONALLY HAIRY CHEST THAT RESEMBLES A CHIA PET. THIS TYPE OF MANLY CHEST IS OFTEN FULLY OVER-DISPLAYED BY WEARING A SHIRT UNBUTTONED WITH A GOLD CHAIN OF SOME SORT DRAWING ATTRACTION TO THE SPECTACLE. PERSONALITIES OFTEN ASSOCIATED WITH THIS CONDITION INCLUDE MEN DESCRIBED AS A TOOL OR DOUCHE CANOE.
DUDE, BUTTON UP YOUR SHIRT. I TOTALLY DON'T WANT TO SEE YOUR DISGUSTING CHIA CHEST!
by KEY WEST CHICK April 03, 2019
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treasure chest

Depending on who you talk to, this term can refer to either:
(A) an iron-bound wooden box full of gold and jewels that pirates bury in the sand for later retrieval
(B) the warm and delightfully-soft/smooth front upper-torso of a voluptuously-endowed female human, complete with lusciously-bountiful cone-shaped "treasures" and a comforting heartbeat.
Hey, if ya wanna talk "treasure chests", any normal dude who's worth his "family jewels" knows that a "chesty" gal's warm and ample "treasures" are far more desirable and satisfying to cradle and savor in your comfort-craving paws than a few "handfuls" of lifeless cold hard pieces of eight or silver coins.
by QuacksO March 13, 2017
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