chef almaroad

Stupid idiot who hates 95 percent of people he meets. He should stop being a chef and stick to being a realtor.

Chef almaroad hates me

by Bigredreynolds September 15, 2017

expert chef

1 - v. To toss seemingly random foods together in order to sate powerful hunger. Results vary from delicious to disgusting.

2 - n. Someone who expert chefs on a notably regular basis.

3 - n. The song after which the above terms were named, produced by semi-renowned webcomic artist Drew Dee, released under the pseudonym CRUDBUMP.

1. Ever since I've been skipping dinner at a reasonable time, I've found myself expert cheffing an awful lot after commons closes. Did you know that chocolate nicely complements most cheeses?

2. This year I decided to skip paying for a meal plan and buy all my own groceries so I could eat healthier. Needless to say, I've become a bit of an expert chef.

3. "Make you a trail mix with full size Kit-Kats / Do it real quick, show me where the bowl is at / Add some peanuts and mix 'em with some raisins / Put some M&Ms in and top it with some Craisins / I'm the Expert Chef."
- CRUDBUMP, "Expert Chef"

by Heavy Lobster November 16, 2010

DJ CHEF

DJ CHEF is known as "The Chef That Rocks" and "The King of the Hamptons". He is the only entertainer who simultaneously cooks and DJs for special events worldwide. Winner of Food Network's Cutthroat Kitchen. His wildley popular bachelorette & birthday parties have made him a legend in the Hamptons and Long Island NY.

DJ CHEF really rocked that party for my cousin last Summer.

by fireone123 February 25, 2022

Chef-eleptic

a person who suffers from Chefelepsy caused by the addiction to cooking and/or watching cooking shows.

My mother is a chef-eleptic! She suffers from Chefelepsy! She has chefeleptic attacks on major holidays, especially Thanksgiving!

by sharonlee November 20, 2010

Chef Boyarmee

What to call yourself when you cook something good.

Chef Boyarmee made that grilled cheese sandwich.

by HumaneAnimal October 5, 2017

Chef Boyardots

The permanent, orange-red shirt splotches that betray aggressive ingestion of over processed, commercialized, Spaghetti-like, canned, pseudo-Italian food products.

Oh, for fuck sake! Did you eat that canned spaghetti crap for lunch again?
Yeah, why?

Because yer shirt is covered in Chef Boyardots; and that shit ain't comin' off any time soon.

by YAWA October 27, 2021

chef's finger

When a guy marinates his finger in vagina juice for lube then proceeds to stick it up his ass to milk the prostate.

That pushy was just too loose I had to give myself a chef's finger to finish off.

by PGC137 February 12, 2022