microwave chef

Someone who doesn’t know how to cook unless it’s in the microwave

Jessica is a microwave chef she can only “cook” hot pockets

by Syndi P April 17, 2020

chef almaroad

Stupid idiot who hates 95 percent of people he meets. He should stop being a chef and stick to being a realtor.

Chef almaroad hates me

by Bigredreynolds September 15, 2017

chef's fist

When fisting a girl you bring your hand to your lists give it half a chef's kiss, the continue to shove your hand in her chooch and open your fist like a flower.

I knew he was the one after he pounded me with the best chef's fist of my life!

by fat_terry June 21, 2020

chef's finger

When a guy marinates his finger in vagina juice for lube then proceeds to stick it up his ass to milk the prostate.

That pushy was just too loose I had to give myself a chef's finger to finish off.

by PGC137 February 12, 2022

bald chef

Our hair-impaired boss who likes to keep an eye on our work.

The bald chef is watching us... AGAIN!

by Dennis Meinen January 09, 2008

Chef-eleptic

a person who suffers from Chefelepsy caused by the addiction to cooking and/or watching cooking shows.

My mother is a chef-eleptic! She suffers from Chefelepsy! She has chefeleptic attacks on major holidays, especially Thanksgiving!

by sharonlee November 17, 2010

Doing a Chef

When you spin out and get disqualified for reversing on track...

Doing a Chef caused him to be out of the race

by PoggiesMan May 03, 2021