Champagne coochie

The inability for a vagina to get wet after a long night of heavy drinking. Usually occurs at the height of sexual opportunity.

I heard Jane couldn't get the job done with Joe last night. Bad case of champagne coochie

by Shelbs B. May 3, 2021

Golden Champagne

During sexual stimulation, some women report the discharge of a noticeable amount of urine from the urethra, a phenomenon also called the"Golden Champagne"

My girlfriend was so excited she gave me that golden champagne last night.

by Donny Champ Champ November 10, 2020

Tyler Champagne

He is such a sexy boy i swear

Tyler champagne is such a hot boy

by isobrae September 5, 2019

Champagne Bottle

When you give your girl laxatives and you do anal and you pull out her diarrhea will spew upon your body representing a champagne bottle opening

Yo why do you stick yea bro, my girl and I did a champagne bottle

by Hasaf August 26, 2019

champagne of champions

The Champagne of Champions is another way to describe the orgasm of male masturbation

Man 1: hey man I heard you and your GF got in an argument

Man 2: yeah, now she won’t screw me

Man 1: Damn, are you mad about it?

Man 2: nah, I’m just gonna go to the bathroom and pop a bottle of the Champagne of Champions

Man 1: HAH, yessir

by JewishGld April 3, 2020

Champagne Bomb

1. A shot of vodka mixed with a glass of champagne, preferably dry. One may drink it as a bomb shot, a shot glass of vodka dropped into a glass of champagne, as well.

2. A "best of both worlds" libation that has the perfect balance between sophistication, champagne, and ghetto/unruly, vodka.

WHAT YOUR FAVORITE DRINK SAYS ABOUT YOU:
Shot of Vodka: I'm a bad bitch...
Glass of Champagne: I'm boujee bitch...
Champagne Bomb: I'm a bad AND boujee bitch at the same damn time!

by smartymarty11 October 5, 2018

champagne cork

When a guy is fucking someone in the ass, and pisses inside the butthole. As piss fills the rectal cavity, pressure builds, and ultimately the cork pops, spewing urine back out the ass.

Wanda was into some kinky shit. As I got her in the ass, I began pissing until POP goes the champagne cork and I couldn't hold it in there any longer.

by AEROSE August 18, 2016