catastrofuck

(n.) When a hell-hole meets a cataclysm. (First coined by Jon Stewart on The daily Show.)

R. Kelly's "Trapped in the Closet" is not just a massive and smelly shitstain, it's a catastrofuck.

by Jen Pena October 5, 2006

Catastrophize

A malapropism spoken frequently by a stupid bitch who infamously shit out octuplets on the government dole (AKA "Octomom", "Nadya Suleman").

While describing the circumstances surrounding her firing the nannies for whose services she was not paying:

"Honestly, all of that is a joke; all of that is beyond catastrophized."

While describing a 911 phone call where she repeatedly proclaimed that she was going to kill herself:

"It's completely catastrophized. I was running around the backyard of my house and in the house looking for him..."

by SiXiXiX March 27, 2009

catastrafuck

a total disaster, coined by John Stewart on December 2nd (not 3rd!!) - when a hell hole meets a cataclysm

what a complete catastrafuck!!

by diamondgirl4593 December 6, 2006

catastrafuck

What happens when a cataclysm natural disaster hits a hellhole.

As used by Jon Stewart on the Daily Show 10/03/2006

Did you hear about that earthquake in the Sudan? What a catastrafuck!

by Nuggets McGee October 11, 2006

Catamaran

1. A sailing boat that has two parallel hulls held together by a single deck.
2. Raft
3. A quarrelsome woman; a vixen.

She was a terrible catamaran, always viciously gossiping and bullying everyone.

by harolds November 16, 2010

Catamount

synominous (with), equalling, totalling (per old literature, especially British)

Saying we had elected an egomaniac for President was catamount to insulting the voting population.

by jp for justifiably persnickery April 8, 2017

catastrofuck

When a hellhole hits a cataclysm.

This is a bonafide nuclear catastrofuck.

by Gutierrez October 4, 2006