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Bisexual Woman Theory

They “scientific” theory that states that when asked for their celebrity crush, a bisexual woman will respond with a beautiful woman and a questionable man.
Bisexual Woman: I like Zendaya and Jason Bateman.

Me: You have validated the Bisexual Woman Theory.
by Kobra C. June 24, 2021
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bisexual rizz

The rizz one possesses whilst being bisexual. The confidence and suave bisexual people have that’ll make anyone’s heart flutter.
Chase could swoon anyone he pleases with his bisexual rizz.
by Aquadawg January 28, 2023
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Bisexual

The nondiscriminatory sexuality whereby you find people of both the same and opposite sex attractive enough to play genital games with. Also referred to as "The Greedy Sexuality", "Swinging Both Ways" or "The Indecisive Sexuality" by people who like putting things in quotation marks.

Bisexuality is not to be confused with slightly homophobic idiots going out of their way to prove their not gay by touching and making sexual innuendo toward people of the same sex. Nor is it to be confused with girls who want attention at bars and kiss. These girls can be found under the entry for 'daddy issues'.

Bisexual is also not an excuse to act camp at a gay club. Seriously, you just look stupid.
You know that bit in porn where you can see the guy's dick just as you're going to cum? This doesn't bother the bisexual male, and can infact enhance the orgasm.
by Geektacular September 8, 2014
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bisexual

someone who is sexually attracted to males and females.
I'm bisexual :)
by Ali June 22, 2004
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binsexual

exclusively sexually attracted to two the two binary genders. also called binarysexual

what most people think bisexual means
they are binsexual
by voidwyrm December 11, 2020
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Bikesexual

Someone who replaces a human being with a bike. A 'bikesexual' could live without any human-human sexual contact as long as they were able to ride their bike. Being denied their bike could result in several withdrawal symptoms. A 'bikesexual' could become frustrated, upset and introverted. A feeling of loneliness could also be experienced.
Bikesexual: My girlfriend's not back till late so finally we can be alone together... get ready for the ride of your life ;)
Bike: (silence)
Bikesexual: I love you too babe.
by Mina&Josh October 28, 2009
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bisexual whiplash

It's spring, the weather turns warn, and for the first time in many months all the cute people wandering around the street/mall/food court/city park/farmers market/etc. are wearing light clothing revealing faces, arms, legs, cleavage... The more of them distract you, the more often you turn to look, the more likely you are to get bisexual whiplash.

Straight people can get it too, of course, but being bi doubles your vulnerability.
The cute people are out today! I went to get some food and got bisexual whiplash just trying to cross the street.
by my name is Cos November 24, 2007
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