buttcrutch

A Chair, Seat, or Couch. Generally used to imply laziness of the subject.

Danny - "i'm tired of standing around at this party, can you get me a chair?"
Jake - "No way, you'll get kicked out for using a Buttcrutch!"

by BraveMart September 28, 2014

Princess Buttercup

When a guy ejaculates onto a girl (or guy's, we're not discriminating) forehead, thus creating a sort of tiara, while simultaneously buttercupping them (farting into their hand and throwing it into their face). This turns the girl (or guy) into a Princess Buttercup. It is also not unheard of for the farter to be dressed as a moose during the act.

Albert Einstein: Energy equals mass times...
Edgar Allan Poe: Shut the fuck up, Einstein. Galileo, you Princess Buttercup Madame Curie, yet?
Galileo: Fuck yes. Her forehead was sticky with sperm and her face full of stink, just like my grandma's used to be.

Edgar Allan Poe: That's hot.

Galileo: Yes.
Edgar Allan Poe: Imma try that with Lenore.
Galileo: Indeed.
Albert Einstein: Did you dress up like a moose.
Galileo: Yep. Did the full Princess Buttercup.
Albert Einstein: Hardcore.

by elizabethbathoryII August 23, 2011

Buttercup

The styrofoam piece on the tip of a microphone

Josh lost his buttercup when taking it out of his bag.

by Mo FLo February 3, 2006

Buttercup Bitch

A limp-wristed, overly emotional, mellow dramatic faggot.
One who has yet to realize what life is.
A man who acts hard but is as soft as a feather.

Guy 1 "Look at that fagg ass over their."

Guy2 "Yeah, that cat is a true Buttercup Bitch."

by CliffG June 14, 2013

butternut

the word Butternut is either of three thing's
(1) a statement.
(2) part of hillbilly speech.
(3) a question.

(1) Adam Your such a butternut.

(2) You heard your uncle incest jed he said you butternut do that!

(3) Honey What would you like for breakfast butt-er-nuts?

by Jordan paul October 3, 2007

buttercake

v. to give false hopes

Are you sure the bitches are coming? Don't buttercake me.

by Sketchymofo February 18, 2004

ButterCheecks

also refered to as "aflx" or "AcidReflex"

hey buttercheecks, get back here you brown baffalo

by dez November 11, 2003