burl

noun- an assortment of objects collected by an individual. A colloquialism native to the Skagit valley located in northwest Washington state, popularized by twenty-somethings during the early twenty-first century.

I went over there and he was just sitting, sorting thru his burl with a wild look in his eye.

by Ric J. Stopae August 13, 2011

sex burglary

to touch, fondle, suck, or fuck a sleeping person possibly, but not necessarily, against their will

I had him over last night in hopes of using my sex burglary skills to do stuff with him.

by Cole Reynolds December 29, 2007

burlington coat factory

Crappy store that has junky stuff and isn't all that clean.

"Wow, look at that garage sale! Oh wait...that's just Burlington Coat Factory."

by Sean GNYCSI October 13, 2006

Cock Burglar

The act of playing with someones penis without them knowing. Usually takes place while someone is unconcious or very drunk.

Eric liked playing with cock so much that he would slip drugs into mens drinks and take advantage of them while they were sleeping. They now call him the cock burglar.

by SF September 28, 2004

Burl

To give something a go

Dave: we should try out the new motor
Jesz: ok, let's give it a burl

by TABaracus April 9, 2011

Burgle

To steal or rob of; usually in a burglary.

Oh no! That thief burgled my purse!

by ac262 February 12, 2013

turd burglar

A pooper who does not realize that you are in the stall and tries to force the door open. This is one of the most shocking and vulnerable moments that can occur when taking a dump at work. If this occurs, remain in the stall until the Turd Burglar leaves. This way you will avoid all uncomfortable eye contact.

I was dropping a nasty deuce when the Turd Burglar jiggled the handle.

by Buzz K December 28, 2005