Jerk-Burglar

Someone that faps you while you are sleeping with no regard for your consent!

A shady Jerk-burglar, burgled my penis in the night my dear, I'm afraid I can be of no service to you this morn! Pray for me!
My dear friend, you are a jerk burglar as I have caught you on film, but I forgive you! For ye are my All-Fren!

by Bishnuu October 11, 2022

Turd Burglar

When you finish shitting and go to wash your hands, and then turn back around to flush, only to find that your turd has been stolen, leaving only skids and turd covered fingerprints

Recently I’ve had a number of shits disappearing, I think we have a turd burglar on our hands

by J Bag/ Dirty Jamo February 25, 2020

Burglar Wank

Pleasuring yourself to climax whilst your partner lays asleep next to you in bed (in the dark)

You won't believe it Raymondo, but I had a burglar wank last night and my wife didn't even stir. Came from the bottom of my bollocks mate

by aljazmin November 12, 2021

turt burglar

A person who steals turtles

Hey, we are turt burglars! We are gonna steal yo turts.

by Subzeropizzeria February 5, 2021

Turd Burglar

What you call a person who robs homeless people

"Did you see that nob end who just stole that street musicians coin jar? What a major turd burglar."

by yeuo0oy October 16, 2018

Turd burglar

A person of ill repute who, upon acquiring a precious item not their own, then lays a fresh pile of defecant in its place.

"Brenda, the turd burglar's back. He left a present for you on aisle three."

by Strangeflavoredquark August 3, 2019

turd burglar

Someone you accuse of stealing your shit.

"Hey, do you have my lighter?"
"Oh yeah here it is...(pocket)"
"You turd burglar!"
"What the heck is a turd burglar?"
"Someone who keeps stealing my shit!"

by DD303 August 9, 2016