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Stomach Bud

A general malaise resulting in a day off from work. Symptoms include laziness, excessive use of personal firewall products,and an unnatural obsession with SAV Server. If corrective measures are not taken, minds can be deleted.
I've got a stomach bud. OR

looks like you've got a stomach bud, take two shots of roundup and call me in the morning. and stay away from the Miracle Gro.
by Kommodore March 20, 2009
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Cali Bud

Cannabis sativa or indica with a very high percentage of THC. This marijuana is actually grown in California, and many times is from a medicinal marijuana dispensary in California. It is quite expensive in other places besides California considering the shipping and handeling process. In places far from California, the price will range from 25-30 a gram, but in California, it is usually a bit less than that.
"Yo, when is that Cali Bud coming in?"

"Dude, it was shipped today in overnight shipping, so it should get here tomorrow."

"I cant wait to hit that shit."
by Polar Bear 69 April 5, 2008
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Bud Lite

Watered-down horse urine that high school kids who can't hold their liquor drink because of its low price and lack of alcohol, which makes it possible to consume a large number without getting drunk.
"Someone switched my Bud Lite with urine and I didn't notice. Not surprisingly, I got more of a buzz from the urine..."
by Gordon Quick December 29, 2007
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christmas bud

-good chronic marijuana usually sold around winter time or christmas
-also referred to as christmas weed
Man, this Christmas bud is good shit
by nicole December 12, 2004
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Sure bud

A quick response to someone who doesn't know what they are talking about or says something no one cares about. Meant to be said quickly to avoid conversation.
Person 1: Dude, I drank so much at that party!

Person 2: sure bud.
by goblegore February 3, 2010
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bud posuer

somebody who says they smoke weed or act like a stoner, But in reality have never done pot and are probally to scared too.
hey man look at that kid he is such a bud posuer
by goooooogle bob September 4, 2006
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cactus budding

When a man has herpes along the shaft of his penis, and the herpes grow hairs, similar to a cactus budding with its prickles.
Tashawn: "Man I thought it was bad when I had herpes, but now I'm CACTUS BUDDING!!"
Joe: "Damn dawg, that's wack ass shit."
by Jazz Speller September 25, 2017
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