Bruce Lee

In homage to the late great Bruce Lee, stems the origin of the somewhat dated joke:

"Chuck Norris only lives by one rule: No Asian Chicks."

...Bruce Lee being the only man to have ever kicked Chuck Norris' ass.

Whining: "But Bruce Lee only beat Chuck Norris in a movie! It wasn't real!"

Response: "Get a life, nerd."

by Charles B. Lee-Norris. January 6, 2008

Dirty Bruce

The act of scratching another person's genitalia, immediately forcing them to smell your hand.

My dad locked me in the garage and gave me the nastiest Dirty Bruce E.V.E.R!

by iRepMyDougie April 3, 2011

Bruce Vilanched

to epically fail at a task or goal by an extremely stupid manner.

Kevin tried to do a donkfunkulous jump over the 20 foot wall blindfolded, but totally Bruce Vilanched and smashed his face then began to cry.

by Nevus March 2, 2009

bracamonte

The man with the biggest or godly sized dick

Damn thats a bracamonte

by Sebastian💀 April 12, 2017

Beuca

A Twitch streamer who's multi-talented, looks like Justin Beiber, and gets PB's left and right.

Whoah! This person can juggle 3 balls, curb stomp Bowser, sing and play guitar like John Mayer all at once, while getting paid doing so? Definitely a Beuca.

by ohhimark159 October 7, 2018

Kick a Bruce day

October 24 is national kick a Bruce day
Kick anyone with the name of Bruce

“Hey, tomorrow’s kick a Bruce day”

by Bigboi667 October 19, 2019

Bruce

Bruce is stubborn, selfish, careless friend. If he thinks your not good enough or your toxic to him, he will cut you off from his life. On the other hand Bruce is an amazing, kind guy, always ready to smile. It doesn´t take long for any girl to make the connection. You go from being acquaintances to close friends... to lovers. You can share all feelings with him. Bruces are precisious gift of your life, until they decide that you are not suited for them.

Don´t let Bruce play with your feelings! Don´t let Bruce hurt you!

by VRsunandmoon June 6, 2018