(Noun) A bro who is a good friend but will fuck you over if given the chance. Th e opposite of a bromance.
Even though I've known Steve for years and we hang out all the time, he's been my brenemy since he stole my girl last summer.
by pocountrylawyer September 9, 2010
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Get the broneill mug.Brennen is a tall,cute,nice guy that has straight light brown hair, angelic dark brown eyes and can be a complete idiot sometimes. Besides his idiotic behavior he is charming,smart,and sweet. Brennens likes to stare at his crush when he thinks they aren’t watching. And when they do see it he makes up an excuse like I was cheating off your paper.
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Get the Brennen mug.The scientific name for the new species of the dodo bird: The Joe Brenner. Other nicknames include J_Bizzle, J_Brens, The Brens, and Josephus. It is characterized by its luscious golden locks on its head, which also act as its bird nest for its eggs. Has also been known to be seen wandering around the halls during 3rd period at St. Joe's Prep.
"Yo did you see the Josephus Brennerus at St. Joe's yet?"
"Yea I saw the article about it on Wikipedia."
"Yea I saw the article about it on Wikipedia."
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Fuck man, yesterday with Tom was so fucking awkward. He was giving me a massage after training, and i looked down and saw a fucking broner!
by krinkle September 22, 2007
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