Brendan

Probably someone who will say his dick is a mile long, big and weird.

Brendan: My dick is like two of my hands on top of each other.
Me: bullshit.
Brendan: you don’t know what it looks like!!!

by Pussymaster96 June 14, 2018

Brendan

A god kid who might go by the rapper name lil chick. He is a fucking lit piece of shit.

Brendan is the real lil chick

by CallumIsStalkingYou January 30, 2019

Brendan

The coolest guy there is. He has awesome hair and is great at making jokes. Brendan prank calls a certain woman that called him a jackass all the time. He had an extreme foot fetish and loves sexy toes. The best toes for Brendan are the ones on fat women because they are juicy. He also loves sucking nail polish off toes. His nickname is Jebediah.

Randy:Ugghh, look at her camel toe!
Tyrone:yeah
Desquarius:eewww
Brendan :Did somebody say toes!?!?
Everybody:laughing their ass off, damn, I'm hungry. Simply slices anyone?

by XXX4446969Footlover6969444XXX July 21, 2019

Brendan

A dude that is seriously funny and a person who would set all their usernames as "AHH" and they have pet fishes and disguse themselves as a female so they could be a trap. Brendans are also a fan of pokemon and love roleplaying , they also love horror stories. He also is a big gamer, but overall he is the most nicest person you will meet, but he can be annoying as hell sometimes. He also is a furry and constantly uses "uwu, owo, pwp, and TwT."

Brendan: is online
Person 1: female or male?
Brendan: uh female :slight_smile: uwu
person 2: brendan you're not a fe-
Brendan: SHUT UP THEY DON'T KNOW AND THEY WILL NEVER KNOW

by YouLoose October 26, 2019

Brendan Edward Zeller

Pretty guy.

Massive Donger.

Has all the friends.

Hes kinda cool.

"Brendan Edward Zeller is really hot my dude."

by REAL PeRSOn435 March 10, 2022

Dr. Brendan Nelson

An escaped muppet from Sesame Street who somehow became leader of the Australian Parliamentary Opposition.

His head flaps and his eyes are ping pong balls with black dots drawn on with permanent marker.

A failed leader, a failed role model and a failed muppet.

Anyone who tries to succeed and fails is considered a Dr Brendan Nelson.

Son if you don't stop failing we're gonna change your name to Dr. Brendan Nelson.

by Deejay the great! January 13, 2009

brendan

a guy that's an ass, that must be from NY because he is from further north than NC, that is a homosexual whore monger, that is not a man because he wears earrings, and that is going to hell because he is not perfect and sins

You're going to college there? You're definitely going to become a Brendan...

by beemerferrari<3 October 10, 2011