booze patrol

An annoying person who likes to keep track of how many drinks a person consumes in a night for the sheer pleasure of talking shit the next day, to cover up their own alcoholism and or slutty behavior.
Patsy-"Wow, Jackie I saw you drank 14 beers last night, maybe you need to check in to Betty Ford."

Jackie-"Patsy, Rob told me that he and Steve tag teamed you last night after you all polished off a bottle of Jack at after hours. Stop being the booze patrol."
by momo4 February 10, 2010
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Booze Snuggie

When you've consumed enough alcohol that you can walk down the street in the middle of winter without the need of a jacket
I don't need a Jacket, I'm wearing my Booze Snuggie tonight
by Flyalla September 07, 2010
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booze bag

A drunk or alcoholic. Turn often used by Massholes/Bostonians.
I met this chick she's super hot but I was kind of scared of her father. He was shit faced a wicked booze bag.
by hgielak September 26, 2014
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Booze Cooze

A woman who's had a bit too much to drink. The term can be used as a derogatory phrase describing some really loud stupid lush who's screaming about how drunk she is, or as a compliment describing someone who's starting to look pretty good because you've had a few and her inhibitions are down. Synonyms include Last-Call Lady, Late-Night Lush, and the ubiquitous Drunk Bitch.
It's almost last call, let's cruise for booze cooze.
by boozecoozedotcom September 03, 2009
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booze pooze

definition:all encompassing term used to explain any fumes,fragrance or feces being
offensivly obvious.
only applicable after a heavy bout of boozing
example 1
man:whats that smell, its like a skunk on heat.
hungover man: i got booze pooze, i'm gonna take the kids to the pool.

together: ha ha ha
by joe April 23, 2005
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booze schmooze

To schmooze or socialize and drink at the same time. Usually seen at networking events and cocktail parties.
"Hey guys, I'm going to booze schmooze at the company holiday party as soon as I get a glass of wine."
by prettyinpink_hc June 14, 2007
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Booze Snooze

Booze Snooze is the phrase said when someone falls asleep whilst under the influence.

They are not passed out, just lethargic and drowsy . However find themselves asleep.
At a party-

John: "Hahaha, look at Jebidiah! It's only 10:30 and hes already passed out!"

Joanne: "No he hasn't! He's simply having himself a Booze Snooze!"
by Wordman88 September 16, 2009
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