Vuh-Jay-Jay Blocking

When a dude hates on another dude's game he is referred to as a Cock Blocker who is "Cock-Blocking".

Females by definition can not be cock blocked.

So what is it called when someone hates on a female's game?

It is called "Vuh-Jay-Jay Blocking"!

I was trying to get at this fly dude, but my girl was straight up Vuh-Jay-Jay Blocking!

by TheMightyPimpSlap February 19, 2009

clit blocking

a guy hooks up with a hottie and quits drinkin, hangin with his bro's cause he's afraid she'll dump his ass

dude demi is totally clit blocking ashon, he wont hang with us anymore

by cheap trick rick July 3, 2009

Cock-blocking Scooby Doo

Named after the famous Great Dane; it is any dog the gets in the way of love making and flirting of all kind purposefully or inadvertently .

Guy: Man, I think I have blue-balls. I was about to get some last night, until her dog came in and started barking waking everyone up.

or

Guy: Man, I think I have blue-balls. I was about to get some last night, until her dog came in and wouldn't leave her alone

Guy 2: I'm sorry, damn Cock-blocking Scooby Doos

by rissie2q January 19, 2013

Bike blocking

When you're riding a bike and a moving obstruction keeps you from passing, turning or doing anything really except putting on the brakes.

Hey dude...Quite bike blocking me! get to the side.

by smalltowncitygirl July 2, 2014

penis blocking

when you girlfriend is constantly on chat with you, while you are at a party, in the hopes that you will be busy with her and not score with other women

Jude's girl is on chat with him and she is totally penis blocking him.

by Aprilstar November 9, 2014

dog blocking

Dog blocking is when a girl's fucking dog prevents you from getting cuddles by lying between you and her in bed or on the couch. Dog blocking may include the dog doing anything that kills the mood and draws the girl's attention away from you and getting cuddles, for example, getting sick, needing a walk, or just being cute.

I did not get to cuddle with my girl last night because I got dog blocked. dog blocking

by John_doe42069 March 3, 2023

Cock-Blocking

An act wherin a kind soul will hit on a chick who has been stalking his friend so that the friend may pursue intimate relations with a hotter chick.

Dude, that guy was cock blocking Christine when you were trying to get with Lisa. You definently owe him one man.

by samoaneminem January 14, 2004