blame mechanic

Someone who can expertly deflect blame for anything
to anyone smoothly and efficiently

she caught him ,but he's a blame mechanic, he convinced her they're just friends

by mbs133 October 10, 2020

Blame Vulture

A person who craves a tragedy in order to point a finger at a (usually) blameless party.

The news commentator swooped down on this morning's story of a tragic drowning like a blame vulture, criticizing the city's reduced lifeguarding hours.

by kerrita banana July 8, 2012

Blame John.

Blame Shedletsky aka Telamon for EVERYTHING!1!1!1!!!!

Hey I lost my phone!
Blame John.

by Ilbeity October 13, 2023

Blame-o-maniac

Someone who manically blames everything on others instead of taking responsibility for their wrongdoings.

Stop being such a gaslighting blame-o-maniac, Jessica!

by TiredKitten May 6, 2023

story-blame

: the subjective interpretation (a story) of someone's behavior (that may or may not be true) that is used to blame, criticize or otherwise target them as the cause of something

I have nothing to say about your story-blame comments that I drank too much and was flirting with everyone because the facts are, I had one beer and I didn't flirt with anyone.

by MOLove1966 March 14, 2021

Blame

The antithesis of "Credit"

Hym "If I set a rake outside of your door. Who is to blame if you step on it and bash your face? You stepped on it. You're the one who got hurt but it wouldn't have happened if I hadn't put it there. If I write a soliloquy and someone else builds a movie around it; who deserves the credit? The people who wrote all of the general themes and the soliloquy or the person who stepped on the rake? This isn't about you're earned whatever vs my unearned. It's about you trying to arbitrate who deserves what. And if you can do it then so can I. I can arbitrate what you deserve and get the credit I deserve and there is nothing you can do to stop me. Give it to me or I'm going to take. The emails can be excavated. Your role in all of this can be illuminated for everyone to see. You don't have to like it but what's the alternative? Me showing you a more potent version of playing God? You don't have the high ground here. You don't win this. You don't prove a point. You don't dissuade me. You begrudgingly give me what I want because it is the ONLY leverage you have to get me to do what you want."

by Hym Iam September 12, 2022

baggage blame

When your significant other blames you for the wrong doing and miss behaviors of their ex.

"Honey, I have never done that, that is something your ex boyfriend use to do; don't put that baggage blame on me."

First coined by Shelley Sauer 2022

by Ijllan S. November 13, 2022