Bitsy

n. (bit.see)

1) A term, sometimes offensive, to describe somebody who is desperate for the ability to hit on people of the opposite sex

E.g. Tom tried to ask the girl at the bar out, but he was such a bitsy niplar that he failed

by Pseudo-nimph9 July 29, 2011

Biostitute

A biologist who works purely for the money. Similar to an archaeostitute.

Biostitutes need to use protection, too.

by Garett Thomas September 12, 2006

you bite the peach the peach bites back

Idubbz Said this in a food review

Person 1: I got peach juice squirted in my eye

Person 2: You bite the peach the peach bites back
Person 1: WTF

by Assfag April 12, 2017

BigOstrichAssTangler

One who tangles the asses of big ostriches.

EX: I was at the zoo and i saw a a ostrich get its ass tangled by a BigOstrichAssTangler. It was crazy!!

EX 2: Child: Mom what's happening with that ostrich?

Mom: Its having its ass destroyed by a BigOstrichAssTangler

by SickMindz May 16, 2014

biposter

Someone that posts relentlessly on social media through the day, with each post alternating between doom and gloom and how great life is.

Lola is a biposter. 5 minutes ago she was going to kill everyone in her office, now she is telling everyone what a beautiful day it is.

by Randall America June 27, 2017

Hoobiley Bits

Referring to the male genitalia.

She was so mad, she kicked him right in the Hoobiley Bits Man!

by aquadan005 December 30, 2008

Bra Bites

The pinching sensation from wearing a bra that is does not fit correctly, or has failed structurally. They can be caused by a band that is too tight, a cup that is the incorrect size, or a part of the support structure, like an underwire, has broken or torn through the fabric and is irritating the skin. Most often felt on the "pit tits" or cleavage.

My boyfriend is going to wonder if I'm cheating on him when I take off my clothes tonight. My tits are covered in bra bites!

by Ephemily January 10, 2013