bent corner

When your penis is halfway erect but not all there. However, it is not completely flaccid. It is simply bent.

Oh shit, I'm starting to get a bent corner from that girl over there, I hope she can't see.

by J.a_y May 29, 2018

bent spanner

A bent spanner is a penis that is so long and bent out of shale that a person with a bent spanner can use it to touch their own anal cavity when erect.

My friend has a bent spanner

by Ieatpineapple October 15, 2017

bent frame

The shape of a vagina on a Monday after a long distance relationship date weekend in Nashville.

After Thanksgivng in Nashville with Dave, I had a full belly and a bent frame.

by DJ Cleveland February 1, 2016

Bent water

When you get to drunk with the boys sometimes you become bent water.

Sa stop drinking that cranberry Smirnoff you’re gonna turn into bent water.

by Connytron December 21, 2020

A Bent Shot

A Glaswegian term alluding to a person’s sexual proclivities: namely a homosexual type person, male or female.

“Watch yersel’ in the showers when that P.E. teacher is around…ahm sure he’s a bent shot…”

by Terrysuki September 13, 2023

bent leg

It's someone who only has time for friends when it suits them. Also forgets friends on important occasion's i.e Weddings.

When you meet up with the friend in question you can refer to them as "Bent Leg"

by sailorsmagic March 23, 2016

Merry Bent

The phrase ‘merry bent’ means to be happy at the wrong times. This was used multiple times to describe villains in books.

Harry: Meghan is so Merry bent
Jesse: Hmm...I know...it’s a bit unnerving sometimes

by Hat Is Meme June 12, 2018