The Becera Statue of Liberty

A sexual position in which a woman with a prosthetic limb is being jack-hammered. The prosthetic limb is removed, the end of it is set on fire, and it is held in the right hand (like the Statue of Liberty's torch). The Becera Statue of Liberty is not completed to satisfaction unless the smoke detector goes off, the fire department is called, or unknowing parents smell smoke and investigate.

Man, I was giving this cancer-survivor with a fake leg the Becera Statue of Liberty, when my upstairs neighbor called the fire department who then broke down the door.

by THEHOARD October 25, 2010

Father Bede

The sexiest papa DILF on the planet

Goddamn I want to see Father Bede's gaping asshole

by papabeads June 26, 2017

Take it to the bedroom

When things start to get a little bit hot and heavy, Take it to the bedroom.

Felipe and his cousin were getting Frisky "My god guys, take it to the bedroom!"

by Madame Madie February 5, 2012

tumblr bedroom

usually a small, cozy bedroom consisting of at least a whole wall full of pictures and some sort of christmas tree lights or lanterns hanging throughout the room. Also usually it won't be the cleanest room ever and won't be very bright, just dimly light by the twinkling lights or lanterns

Jackie: Ugh my bedroom's so little kidish, I wish I had a cozy, picture-filled tumblr bedroom like you, Beth!
Beth: Thanks! I love my room!

by asdfghjklqwertyuiopqwertyuiopq September 22, 2013

Bedercise

n. Any exercise that you can accomplish without leaving your bed.

1. This Tempurpedic pillow is so heavy! Lifting it is definitely good bedercise.

2. Hey baby, why don't we head back to my place and bedercise together.

by suitvestmanifesto January 11, 2013

bedrumpled

1. rumpled and bedraggled, as if you just woke up from a restless night, and you went to bed in your clothes.
2. a descriptive word for an unmade bed, particularly one that is especially messy.

1. Jeana moaned as she sat up in bed and saw how bedrumpled she was.
2. My quilts were quite bedrumpled after my golden retrievers were wrestling on my bed.

by Evil Queen of Brookwood March 29, 2009

bedrazzled

Feeling of confusion, baffled or dischevled. Clusterfucked or out of it

Woke up after a big night, mind not there, feeling seedy and generally not with it- bedrazzled

by hughroy February 27, 2011