by Dancerooster July 29, 2021
A Cross between a Beaver and a Bobcat species found in Northern Vermont and high elevations of Afghanistan. First found back in 1917 during the great movement of the Hajji in Northern Afghanistan, then in 1987 a local hunter in Franklin County Vermont shot and killed one while being chased. The weight average is about 89lbs and have a Venuom sack attached to its waist for attacking ISAF prey. No other information was givin.
by Merc man May 25, 2010
Man this chick i was gonna hook up with last night had such a scary beaver that i almost threw up just looking at it
by Senior Suave July 15, 2009
A campy 1950s TV show with a perfect family living in suburbia. There's the all knowing father, the happy homemaker mother, the wise older brother, and the goofy and kindhearted younger brother. Often referred to as an example of 1950s quaintness and 'simpler times.' Reruns can be seen on TVLand.
by Ducky August 17, 2005
Obnoxiously innocent, highly religious and curious girls who flirt incessantly, but don't ever, ever put out.
Ever.
Ever.
Joe: "Hey John did you see Courtney over there kissing Kelly?"
John: "Yea man, they're horny as shit, and thats why I'm here!"
Joe: "Good luck man, thats some Jesus Beaver right there. You don't have a chance."
John: "Yea man, they're horny as shit, and thats why I'm here!"
Joe: "Good luck man, thats some Jesus Beaver right there. You don't have a chance."
by Beaverfucker!!!! February 02, 2009
To attempt to give a ladies pleasure parts some horizontal refreshment, only to discover that it is far to hairy and looks like Bob marley in a leglock, thus you calling a taxi and going home.
Bloke in pub: Here mate went for a beaver attempt with this lass last night only to discover i needed to get the council in to trim her bush.
by lenrod the 1st June 22, 2006
the male genitalia. a cock
by harry ball February 08, 2008