Be sure to include your name or the name you want us to refer to you as or I'll be in charge of naming you, and I don't think you want that, Baron Von Dicklips.
by Mi Perro December 3, 2011
Get the Baron Von Dicklipsmug. by SoloIsHim November 24, 2024
Get the Baron Von Bludmug. The world's chunkiest man. Each of his tities way around 3000 pounds with 8 ecosystems the size of the universe under them. According to Blaize Pascals, and Albert Einstein's mega mind calculations has a total of 23 stomach layers. He has around 20 chins but when he looks down it because 200 chins. In 2002 when Micheal Barone fell down the stairs it caused an Earthquake, Tsunami, Hurricanceand Volcano reaction all at once. When He was born he ate this family.
by U adopted June 9, 2022
Get the Michael Baronemug. Young astute college educated who choose to surround themselves with like minded individuals. These gentlemen of leasure tend to gravitate towards attractive females for companionship and affection. Moth Barons appreciate the finer things in life and do not settle for less than they desire.
That guy is a total Moth Baron, he chats up all the attractive girls but picks their physical appearance apart.
by Bbag1354$ December 19, 2016
Get the moth baronmug. Introduktion
Baronen, også kendt som Spisekongen, var en bemærkelsesværdig figur i gastronomiens verden. Hans legendariske appetit og udfordrende spisevaner gjorde ham til et ikon blandt de kulinariske kredse. Denne videnskabelige rapport udforsker Baronens liv, spisevaner og arv.
Biografi
Baronen blev født i en lille landsby ved navn Gourmandia. Allerede som barn viste han en utrolig interesse for mad. Hans første ord var angiveligt “chokolade”. Baronen voksede hurtigt og blev kendt for sin imponerende vægt og appetit.
Spisevaner
Baronen spiste alt, hvad der kom i hans vej. Hans daglige kost bestod af:
Morgenmad: 12 pandekager med sirup, en hel skinke og en liter kaffe.
Frokost: Tre store pizzaer, en kyllingeburger og en skål is.
Aftensmad: En hel stegt gris, en ostefondue og en portion chokoladekage.
Baronen var kendt for at udfordre sig selv. Han spiste 100 hotdogs på 10 minutter og en hel kalkun på Thanksgiving. Hans mave var en vidunderlig, men skræmmende labyrint af gastronomisk eventyr.
Arv og Legende
Baronen døde i en alder af 40 år, omgivet af tallerkener og bestik. Hans gravsten bærer inskriptionen: “Her hviler Baronen, den uovervindelige spisekonge.” Hans arv lever videre i form af madkonkurrencer og spisefestivaler.
Baronen, også kendt som Spisekongen, var en bemærkelsesværdig figur i gastronomiens verden. Hans legendariske appetit og udfordrende spisevaner gjorde ham til et ikon blandt de kulinariske kredse. Denne videnskabelige rapport udforsker Baronens liv, spisevaner og arv.
Biografi
Baronen blev født i en lille landsby ved navn Gourmandia. Allerede som barn viste han en utrolig interesse for mad. Hans første ord var angiveligt “chokolade”. Baronen voksede hurtigt og blev kendt for sin imponerende vægt og appetit.
Spisevaner
Baronen spiste alt, hvad der kom i hans vej. Hans daglige kost bestod af:
Morgenmad: 12 pandekager med sirup, en hel skinke og en liter kaffe.
Frokost: Tre store pizzaer, en kyllingeburger og en skål is.
Aftensmad: En hel stegt gris, en ostefondue og en portion chokoladekage.
Baronen var kendt for at udfordre sig selv. Han spiste 100 hotdogs på 10 minutter og en hel kalkun på Thanksgiving. Hans mave var en vidunderlig, men skræmmende labyrint af gastronomisk eventyr.
Arv og Legende
Baronen døde i en alder af 40 år, omgivet af tallerkener og bestik. Hans gravsten bærer inskriptionen: “Her hviler Baronen, den uovervindelige spisekonge.” Hans arv lever videre i form af madkonkurrencer og spisefestivaler.
by maggne42069 February 8, 2024
Get the Tykke-Baronmug. When you fuck a girl in her bloody pussy then slap your bloody dick on one ass cheek, slip it in her ass, then slap your shitty dick on her other cheek. Then cum in her ear.
Sarah was mad at me last night cuz I ruined another set of sheets when I gave her the Dirty Red Baron.
by Clint Licker November 16, 2021
Get the Dirty Red Baronmug. He was like, this super badass immigrant gay himbo in the American Revolution and a bunch of crappy places are named after him. Okay so Germany kicked him out for being gay, Ben Franklin sent him and his boyfriend here, He did a bunch of awesome stuff, gave us some Prussian drilling, made us have half a chance against the British, wrote the first ever drill manual for the U.S., yelled at us in German and French, oh and he had a spoiled ass doggo he loved named Azor. Picked up two more twinks, got this lil ol house, died there, the end. He was friends with, like, all the important people your teacher actually tells you about. He was only being paid half. So yeah, he slayed.
random soldier: OH MY GOD WHO TF WAS THAT BARON VON STEUBEN GUY I HATE HIS BOOK, WHY DO WE HAVE TO CARRY IT AROUND!?
Me: Bro I wish I had one, BUT THEY'RE 80 FUCKING DOLLARS!?
200 years ago:
Baron Von Steuben: hey y'all I'm your new sugar daddy drillmaster
Du Ponceau: I'm his emotional support French twink
Walker: I'm just here for the money.
North: Hi, I'm one of the boyfriends, and I have a minor drinking problem
Azor: ruff ruff
AAAAAAND THAT'S THE BARON'S HAREM OF GAY FRENCHIES IN A NUTSHELL!
Washington: I don't get paid enough for this.
LaFayette: I don't get paid anything for this!
Me: Bro I wish I had one, BUT THEY'RE 80 FUCKING DOLLARS!?
200 years ago:
Baron Von Steuben: hey y'all I'm your new sugar daddy drillmaster
Du Ponceau: I'm his emotional support French twink
Walker: I'm just here for the money.
North: Hi, I'm one of the boyfriends, and I have a minor drinking problem
Azor: ruff ruff
AAAAAAND THAT'S THE BARON'S HAREM OF GAY FRENCHIES IN A NUTSHELL!
Washington: I don't get paid enough for this.
LaFayette: I don't get paid anything for this!
by IofogslawurysKisskiss April 25, 2024
Get the Baron Von Steubenmug.