the "Barber"

when you have the herpes, aids, and all the STDs accounted for in your med records...you've got the "Barber".

Man I just got back from the clinic: I've got the trifecta- the "Barber".

by DevilWoman.inthenextroom January 25, 2021

Four-Way Barber Shop

The Four-Way Barber Shop involves a girl taking it from behind, in front, and giving two hand jobs. Upon completion, all four guys (bonus points if synchronized) cum in her hair and style into an updo.

Karen stopped by the Four-Way Barber Shop for a blow out but got wayyy more than she planned for.

by BlahVol December 24, 2023

Liam barber

A fucking mong. Likes to bum grandads.
Fit 😋😝😛

Oh look it’s liam barber.

by Ychcyfycyfy November 6, 2018

Barber Line

When someone says something psychotic in a normal sentence as if it's normal

"Actually it's not bad, I love the feeling of breathing in andeverything tasting and smelling like blood. It's awesome, it doesn't make me feel like I'm bleeding out at all!" That's a Barber line.
"That is the ultimate sin, and it will not go without blood!" That's a Barber line.
"I crave to feel his bones break." That's a Barber line.

by The Retr0 June 11, 2017

Blown out like a barbers cat

meaning., gorged , stuffed or full of food

I'm blown out like a barbers cat ...

by ceedee1950 May 8, 2023

Farting like the Barber's Cat

Breaking wind repeatedly and noisily.

Father's triple portion of baked beans washed down with half a crate of Mexican beer resulted in a terrific 'trumpet involuntary', and Mother complained that he was farting like the Barber's Cat.

by Muriel De Vinney June 23, 2022

Huang Barber

A chinese TikTok micro celebrity who posts extremely weird videos. Could be considered brainrot content.

Man 1: "have you seen the new Huang Barber video?"
Man 2: "yeah it was fire"

by twenty one pilots chicken April 25, 2024