Matzah Baller

A Jewish Playa. In other words, a wealthy successful Jewish thug that overcame his middle-class upbringing.

Matzah Ballers typically wear a flat-billed Yamaka with a 9.99 sticker. Matzah Ballers will often wear a set of gold chains with an attached satchel of jew-gold.

Matzah Ballers showoff their status by using dual money clips. The first money clip is much tighter and will include a large number of $100 bills, whereas the 2nd money clip will contain coupons.

Finally much like a true baller, Matzah Ballers wear their new shoes with the price tag still affixed. However unlike traditional ballers..... Matzah Ballers also leave the "Clearance Sale" sticker attached.

Lou: Hey did you see those new Jordan's that Abraham was rocking?

Matt: Yeah man they were $15 at Ross but he complained and jewed them down to $12 because one of the laces was missing.

Lou: No shit? That dude is a real Matzah Baller!

by Dirt Swaze November 20, 2009

balled up

wen u get slaughtered in a basketball game

the varsity college balled up the preschoolers . it was 0-99999

by IloveFacebook123 January 26, 2011

Ballerina

A girl or woman who does ballet as either a recreational activity or proffesional career.

Gabrielle is a ballerina, she trains over 19 hours a week because she wants to be a proffesional dancer.

by Danceyourlifeaway November 26, 2007

balless

Similar to rollo although they have no balls. They constantly itch we're there balls should be even though they have none. All balless's have extremely high pitched voices especially when they get annoyed( they often deny this even when it's true) . They are constantly teased because of this. Most balless's have an extreme love of chickens.

"He always talking about chickens he's such a balless's

by Supreme leader May 26, 2014

mini-baller

Usally male, a mini-baller is single, aged 22-30, and has a six-figure income. He tries to be a "baller" but can't quite afford it. He lives a "mini-baller lifestyle" which involves over-spending his large income on weekend travel, expensive clothes, and alcohol. His life goal is to become a regular "baller" but he usually doesn't get there.

So are you and the other mini-ballers going to the world cup in South Africa or what? I heard you guys get it done.

by Mini-baller February 4, 2007

snow baller

The act of catching another persons' seminal fluid in your mouth and then swapping the fluid to another persons' mouth.

We had a good time last night, I snow balled Jerry to Linda a couple times.

by Snapdragon January 3, 2004

Baller Status

someone who everyone recongnizes for their accomplishments and what they have...

Lebron James is 22 and is riding on baller status, he is the clevland cavaliers and owns everything

by clarence thomas June 11, 2006