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cock blocking

the third type of blocking in football (when the game is on the line and you need to give the QB more time than run or pass blocks can allow) where a lineman pops a viagra, making sure the defender notices the easily identifiable buldge, so that said defender will lose all motivation to have any contact with the offender, giving up for the remainder of the play.
Cock blocking. *pushes right arm forward while left hand grabs genitals* Offense. 15 yard penalty. Repeat 4th down.
by Ian Wetzel September 17, 2004
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Cock-Blocking

To Spit Game at a selected girl,that already has a man. (Men)
Basically the main goal of the man "Spitting" is to make the girl like him more than the other guy, hence:
"Cock-Blocking".
by W.A.R November 19, 2007
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Babcocking

bab-koch-ing

–verb
1.
The act of having sex in a school bathroom, then getting caught by an unknowing person who wanted to correctly use the facilities.
OMG Jane and John were suspended for babcocking!
by regnal92 May 29, 2010
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Bollocking

Pull your pants up and stop bollocking.
by fruitsaladsniffer January 7, 2016
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tit sucking fat sun blocking lezzie

Someone who is so fat and ugly that they need to resort to same sex relationships with other people that are irregularly hideous, not to be confused with an ordinary lesbian
Ellie is such a tit sucking fat sun blocking lezzie
by ellis walsh December 14, 2008
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Bollocking

to give out...
My boss just gave me a right bollocking...
by Cully April 1, 2003
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O-Blocking

When some continuously calls your phone while you are having sex and close to orgasm, ultimately ruining it because of the distraction.
The hotel desk clerk was O-Blocking us about checkout while we were getting it on in the spa.
by SF Transient August 6, 2006
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