bald cashew

A hairless tiny penis.

Colton Gibson’s girlfriend says he has a bald cashew.

by N Streets February 5, 2018

Bald by Choice

One who has chosen to avoid hair loss or premature balding, or just wants that unique look. They have shaved their head and keep it that way, maintaining that look.

“A lot of people decide to be Bald by Choice”

“Bald by Choice is perfect for a mug or tee shirt from UD”

by yes juanito yes August 31, 2022

The bald o'Connor

When two completely bald people have sex, especially in moonlight

Last night was amazing; Sandra and I shaved our heads and went for the bald o'Connor.

by Loopyhead April 13, 2019

Bald Bull

Bald Bull was the champion of the major circuit in Mike Tyson's Punchout!! which debuted in 1987. Mike Tyson's Punchout!! was in the running Punchout!! series, which included two arcade game ancestors: Punchout!! Arcade (1983), and Super Punchout!! Arcade (1984). Punchout!! Arcade was where Bald Bull first appeared as the third fighter in the game, and held the crown on his bald head as one of the heaviest fighters to appear in that game. Bald Bull bull charged into the 1985 game "Arm Wrestling" as Mask X. After Bald Bull's small cameo in "Arm Wrestling", let's jump forward to 1987. This year Mike Tyson's Punchout!! premiered. Alongside the community-loved game came Bald Bull, who was the Major Circuit champion and the World Circuits third fighter. In 1990, Mike Tyson was removed from the game after losing twice in that year. Later in the 90's came the SNES, and in the system was Super Punchout!! Bald Bull was featured as our Minor Circuit champ, and like MTPO, was a palette swap of Mr. Sandman. Huge time travel to 2009, we jump to the Wii on Punchout!! Wii. Bald Bull is the 3rd contender of the world circuit in punch out Wii, and if your familiar with this version of Punchout, you know every fighter has two versions of themselves. Career mode which is original, and Title Defense mode, which gives each character a special quirk or amps up the difficulty of said fighter. Bald Bull's return in Title Defense features new stylish red boxer shorts.

"Bald Bull is bald."
"No sh** Sherlock, you don't say."

by asphaltfries April 22, 2022

bowling bald

When you're 100% bald and your head shines like a fresh bowling ball.

Not to be confused with bowling balled.

Damn, that guy is bowling bald. I could check my reflection in that shit.

by heyitsRachel June 30, 2016

legally bald

A person is Legally Bald when despite the fact that they have hair, on a windy day their comb-over blows counter-comb-over showing their mostly bald head.

Man, that comb-over looks likes like shit. That boy be in denial, if he thinks he ain't Legally Bald.

by FFFRANK BERGER July 19, 2017

Bald Kaitoism

A tik tok cult based around the meme Bald Kaito From Danganrompa.

Join the Bald Kaitoism cult

by Greymidnight0 November 7, 2020