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cock baloon

n; whilst engaging in foreplay, the state of the male penis when it is fully prepared for penetration. Symptoms of this state are usually big, red/purple, throbbing, uncontrollable penises.
"Randy, I think we should skip the forplay, you've got yourself a cock baloon!"
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A baboonaphile

A person, usually male who seeks the tender company of underage baboons ofering them sweet-nothingswhispered in their little primate ears for a red assed romp in the jungle.
ME: hey lets go into the forest and see if we can't pull a few baboons to party with. Think Jed will want to go?
AUSTIN: Of course he would, only he'd wait for us to get a few ho's drunk, then go for the minors...
ME:No!
AUSTIN: YES! That fools a baboonaphile. To me thats just sick.
ME: Fuck him then. Hey, you got any bannanas or should we stop by Safeway?
by brainlips December 12, 2006
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baboon ass

The rear end of a small hatch-back car when red brake lights are illuminated.
Take the corner with a sense of adventure, motherfucker. I don'want to see your baboon ass!
by aaus February 11, 2008
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Baboon Buster

The sexual act of a person placing their face and head between the breasts of a female with his cheeks puffed with air. The woman then squeezes her breasts together deflating the contained air within the others cheeks.
I gave him a baboon buster he'll never forget.
by ~Fuck-Tard July 4, 2006
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baboontang

similar to poontang but refering to anal sex instead of vaginal genitalia. heterosexual anal sex because female baboons are known for their red bottomness.

possibly refers to gay anal intercourse. also boontang.
"I'll get some baboontang up that hershey highway."

The bigger and brighter the female baboon bottom, the greater the fertility of its owner, according to a study published in "Nature".
by abysinth July 23, 2005
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bahooja

a person who is acting really stupidly or being lame.
the person who is using this world may also be referring to a boob.
You are such a big bahooja!

Wow! She has big bahooja's!
by Me :D April 27, 2008
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Bafoons tea party

When 2 or more Bafoons are in a group this is Bafoonery of the highest order!!!!!!
When 2 or more Bafoons are in a group this is Bafoonery of the highest order like being at a bafoons tea party!!
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