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Stealth Badger

The most common critter in the whole world, there have been reports of possible over-population.

It is a badger that is permanently hidden through use of stealth.

It is so good at this that we never know they are there....Interesting
Jon - Dude, was that a stealth badger?

Friend - Was it f*ck, those things don't exist

Jon - They do - www.urbandictionary.com says so....it's 'gotta be true!

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by Mack3nzi3 September 15, 2009
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Goats Bladder

90s-00s Merseyside slang, loosely meaning a ridiculous idiot. Calling someone a “goat” or a “pia goat” was a common insult used around certain parts of Merseyside. The addition of the word bladder adds further a layer of ridiculousness.
Whata piaaa goat, absolute goats bladder!

That juggalo Jake is a proper goats bladder!!
by Kurt Gaiger December 10, 2020
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Like a Badger

The sentence "like a badger" is used to completely confuse the person you are talking to. It can be used at any part in a conversation.
Man 1: "Im tired"
Man 2: "Yeah LIKE A BADGER you are."
by Steve Amazing January 6, 2008
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bandersnatch

One among many archaic nonsense words used in the classic poem "The Jabberwocky" by Lewis Carroll. Could possibly be a monster more horrible than the Jubjub bird.
"Beware the Jabberwock, my son!
The jaws that bite, the claws that catch!
Beware the Jubjub bird, and shun
The frumious Bandersnatch!"
by Ruby "Cuff" Slasher June 26, 2004
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trapped badger

The sensation of having an uncomfortable turd sat in the departure lounge.
Phaaarp ! Jesus Christ, I feel like my arse has a trapped badger in it.
by Steven and the Twins December 15, 2009
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Bandera Smoothie

Did you know how to make a Molotov cocktail a week ago?”
“No, but here in Ukraine we now call them Bandera Smoothies
by Explosives_Connoisseur March 21, 2022
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fudgy badger

Much like the shadow mongoose, the fudgy badger is when you sneak into a womans room and take a crap on her. as with the shadow mongoose, if she wakes up she had to perform the smelly corbra attack. trust me you dont want that.
umm...blah?<head explodes>....fudgy badger !
by wesly May 13, 2006
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