Strangling the Baboon

To aggressively masturbate.

Person 1: Where did they go?
Person 2: Oh, he's Strangling the Baboon

by SweatyNutts5020 November 15, 2023

Reverse Baboon

After the sun has scorched your lower cheeks during an aggressive tanning session, drop your shorts and begin twerking and backing your red sunburnt behind up toward your partner.

Mary: *Feverishly twerking and howling*
Kenny: “I’ve seen this before… I’m about to get me some reverse baboon!”

by Troll29 June 28, 2023

Baboon

Ryan

Yo look at that kid ova there, oh yeah that’s Ryan the gay baboon.

by Gaybaboon July 12, 2022

Baboonism

In bonism it's the thing you say when there is a subject you have a reaction to and you don't know what it is or how to express it

what is that baboonism

by dukefish January 6, 2024

Pet Baboon

Whenever you put both of you testicles through you pants zipper and have them have out, squeezing both of them together to turn red, resembling a baboon’s asschecks.

Hey, do you wanna see my pet baboon?

by Pet Baboon Lover April 16, 2024