burrito butthole
burrito butthole by bigd1023 November 28, 2007
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Burrito Mama'
A woman of hispanic origin whose oversized butt is squished into jeans far too small for her excess flab. They are usually accompanied by several screaming children and swing their hips vociferously, as if to attract another mate.
Person 1: "Did you see the butt on that Burrito Mama'"
Person 2: "Yeah, she should lay off the beans, if she farts those pants will rip."
Person 2: "Yeah, she should lay off the beans, if she farts those pants will rip."
Burrito Mama' by 60 Central March 20, 2008
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Burrito Gauntlet
n. when a person crawls past two lines of men ejaculating on his/her face, and at the end of the lines (s)he is slapped with a hot piping bean burrito.
1. "That person was an asshole! We should make him run the burrito gauntlet." - Oscar
2. Amanda: "Sally, why is your face so red?"
Sally: "Surprisingly burritos can leave marks."
Amanda: "Burrito Gauntlet?"
Sally: "Yeah."
2. Amanda: "Sally, why is your face so red?"
Sally: "Surprisingly burritos can leave marks."
Amanda: "Burrito Gauntlet?"
Sally: "Yeah."
Burrito Gauntlet by Doucheow December 18, 2010
Burrito de Pene
Burrito de Pene by akaidiot13 August 25, 2011
Burrito Balls
I Burrito Balled this chick the other night. When I pulled my burrito balls out they were coated with beef and taco sauce.
Burrito Balls by FROMOjoe October 27, 2007
burrito hangover
The general feeling of malaise or physical discomfort brought on from a late night visit to Qdoba Mexican Grill. Most symptoms can be compared with a hangover from alcohol consumption. The victim of such a condition is often struck the following morning, not the same evening, after having eaten an entire (read: "amazing") breakfast burrito between the hours of 12am and 5am.
Major symptoms include severe stomach cramps, light-headedness, uninhibited and unbridled flatulence, limited or total loss of most motor skills, temporary amnesia, numbness in the genital region, and a lack of concern for personal hygiene or safety. Luckily, unlike a typical hangover, there is a quick and effective remedy.
It seems peppermints cure the stomach aches, the nausea, and the bad breath associated with this particular ailment.
Consuming large quantities of Qdoba before bed IS, however, recommended as a remedy for insomnia as the masticator will be sent into a most refreshing coma merely one hour after defeating their breakfast burrito. One must simply take into account the desire for sleep versus the amount of pain to be burdened the following morning, with consideration to the amount of peppermints one may or may not have at their disposal.
Major symptoms include severe stomach cramps, light-headedness, uninhibited and unbridled flatulence, limited or total loss of most motor skills, temporary amnesia, numbness in the genital region, and a lack of concern for personal hygiene or safety. Luckily, unlike a typical hangover, there is a quick and effective remedy.
It seems peppermints cure the stomach aches, the nausea, and the bad breath associated with this particular ailment.
Consuming large quantities of Qdoba before bed IS, however, recommended as a remedy for insomnia as the masticator will be sent into a most refreshing coma merely one hour after defeating their breakfast burrito. One must simply take into account the desire for sleep versus the amount of pain to be burdened the following morning, with consideration to the amount of peppermints one may or may not have at their disposal.
"Oh man, I can't believe I went to Qdobes last night when I had to be up so early. Bro, I have a 'burrito hangover' like you wouldn't believe. Screw it, I ain't goin' to work today, I ain't got no peppermints."
Person 1: "Why isn't {censored for protection} as productive this morning?"
Person 2: "Oh {he/she/it} is hungover from last night"
Person 1(probably some lame manager who is not in the know): "{He/She/It} has been drinking?!?!"
Person 2(most likely a cool, secondary manager who's finger rides the pulse): "No, a 'Burrito Hangover'. Just give {him/her/it} a candy cane and they should be fine in an hour."
Person 1: "Why isn't {censored for protection} as productive this morning?"
Person 2: "Oh {he/she/it} is hungover from last night"
Person 1(probably some lame manager who is not in the know): "{He/She/It} has been drinking?!?!"
Person 2(most likely a cool, secondary manager who's finger rides the pulse): "No, a 'Burrito Hangover'. Just give {him/her/it} a candy cane and they should be fine in an hour."
burrito hangover by konfuzion13 February 5, 2010
Burrito Bowl
When a guy takes a girl to Chipotle to get a burrito. He then takes the Chipotle burrito an shoves it into her vagina. He then eats the burrito while it's still inside her. Good for both parties because they are both stuffed.
Burrito Bowl by Banana Fighter December 13, 2012