i was gonna bang this drunk chick, but my roomate jumped in and took her! he's such a smash burglar!
by zilla411 February 23, 2011
1. a person who steals your clothes off the clothes line.
2. A super annoying, yet relatively harmless person.
2. A super annoying, yet relatively harmless person.
Definition 1
Person 1: that Johnston never seems to go shopping, yet he
always wears different clothes.
Person 2: don't you know that he is a shirt burglar?
Definition 2
Person 1: Is that, that knob head upstairs doing his vacuuming at 6:30am on Sunday morning.
Person 2: what a shirt burgular
Person 1: that Johnston never seems to go shopping, yet he
always wears different clothes.
Person 2: don't you know that he is a shirt burglar?
Definition 2
Person 1: Is that, that knob head upstairs doing his vacuuming at 6:30am on Sunday morning.
Person 2: what a shirt burgular
by Getsit June 26, 2017
by SIRKOALA December 01, 2022
You won't believe it Raymondo, but I had a burglar wank last night and my wife didn't even stir. Came from the bottom of my bollocks mate
by aljazmin November 12, 2021
A person who slings turds. A god amongst men. A danger to society. If you are called this you are feared. A villain of sorts. Beware of anyone with the nickname turd burglar. I’m afraid to write this meaning. They may seek me out and wreak hellfire upon me. The power these men wield is dangerous. Be scared and fear the turd burglar.
by The second cumming of Jesus December 20, 2020
by VerlinHays December 23, 2016
A thief that prowls the night looking for its next victims turd to take home to his or her fellow loved turglars, they do not care if it is a man, woman, child or armadillo their turd will be taken.
The turd burglar has struck again
by Turglar December 06, 2020