Blanket People

Native American Indians

John knew he was near the Indian reservation, when he saw how many blanket people were in the store that he stopped at.

Blanket People by runtothewell June 5, 2010

Blanket Pig 

Undercover cop, staying in safety of vehicle.

Guy 1: Man whys that guy staring at us?

Guy 2: Dude i bet he's a blanket pig
Guy 1: Man he gonna be in that car all night.

Blanket Pig by Killerfatmonkey October 6, 2010

Blanket hickey

The lines one gets from laying on a low thread-count blanket for too long. Can also be found upon waking up. Often sighted on the legs, arms, or chest.

After our picnic, we lay on the blanket for hours. Upon getting up, we were both covered in blanket hickeys.

Blanket hickey by Ophelia Buns April 22, 2011

Blanket Rage

The violent thoughts and feelings you get when a Parent pulls the covers off of you in the morning hoping to wake you up. Most commonly used by Mothers on school days.

Billy - Dude my Mom gave me the worst case of Blanket Rage today. I almost got up and head butted her in the fucking teeth.

John - Bro! My older brother is in Prison for murdering our Mother cause of Blanket Rage!

Blanket Rage by TerriblyAwkward August 24, 2011

blanket confusion

The confusion one feels when trying to decide whether to keep his or her blankets on or off. Typically experienced during the winter and summer seasons.

John: "Last night was awful man. I had the worst blanket confusion ever."
Jeff: "Sucks to suck!"

blanket confusion by gtg01 May 12, 2012

Blanket Derping 

To derp indiscriminately. To derp without control.

Have you seen my derp face? I was blanket derping in English class.

Blanket Derping by FedoraWithFeathers May 27, 2012

blanket fin 

A fold or bit of blanket forming a "fin" shape

Snuggle Partner #1 "Is that shark in our bed?!"

Snuggle Partner #2 "No, it's just a blanket fin."

Snuggle Partner #1 "Wheww! Close one..."

blanket fin by lil-nugget February 5, 2013