Blandthorn

Refers to a world traveling vixen of un-matched beauty, charm and grace. A riveting enchantress of amazing wit.

That sheila was so blandthorn.

With the proper amount of blandthorn, you could conquer the world.

by Setting Out November 24, 2010

Bland Finale

Dashed expectations. A bit of a letdown.

The audience had been anticipating Clapton would close the concert with a soaring rendition of his number one megahit, not the bland finale of Layla performed on solo ukulele and a kazoo.

by Monkey's Dad February 27, 2020

Mr Bland

Mr Bland was one of the main character on homestarrunner's webpage and was about of the "Strongest Man in the World Contest" but he was crushed by a falling "Bubs Concession Stand" him and Senor were pretty much replaced with Bubs and are now forgotten characters.

Mr Bland: "Okay.. This is going really well." (gets crushed by some grapes while in the Strongest Man in the world Contest) "oh."

by Stephen DeFilippo December 6, 2006

blanded

A means of killing someone or putting them in a depressed mood by telling them something very bland or boring.

Michelle blanded me to death when she told me that she's buying a Mercury Sable.

I was blanded out of my mind at the party when I started talking to Ismael about politics.

by Carla Virgin July 31, 2007

Marlon Blando

Bland or Boring. Can be used to describe mediocre or under-seasoned food, boring people, places or things.

Tom and Jenny liked the restuarant, but I thought the food was a little Marlon Blando -or- Jenny's boyfriend is really cute, but he's kind of Marlon Blando to talk to...

by Alexis Kanfer June 11, 2006

Bland Job

When agirl gives you a blow job and a hand job simultaneously.

"I won't give you a blow job but I'll give you a bland job."

by Lauren is the shit March 16, 2008

Brandy Melville

That store that a lot of teen girls shop at. Lacks diversity, basically, only white girls shop there. Known for the body-shaming "One size fits all" which is actually "One size fits small" everything is also cropped, thin and overpriced

That shirt looks really cropped, she must've gotten it from Brandy Melville.

by thestupidsoul January 5, 2021