Banteries

A set of banned batteries.

Man did I accidentally buy some illegal banteries?

by Winni_Parbydie May 12, 2022

Banteries

A set of banned batteries.

Dang, I think I bought some illegal banteries.

by Winni_Parbydie May 12, 2022

betteresque

1. Superior than before, yet not satisfactory.
2. More preferable, desirable, advisable, or acceptable than previous options; still no dice.

When preforming amateur surgery, a butter knife is betteresque than a table spoon.

by Lirubyeru October 21, 2008

Battered Sluts Syndrome

A naieve baby hooker that dates a well-known douchebag just to get props for doing so and walks away with nothing

...well sometimes if they are lucky something to remember them by like a STD or a bastard child but besides that nothing.

"After giving him my virginity & 3 weeks of dating the only thing i am walking away with is Battered Sluts Syndrome."

by yesididjustgothere309 December 21, 2012

battered unit

A Corn Dog. They have a batter on the exterior and a unit "Hot Dog" on the interior.

Jose: Paul what did you bring for lunch.

Paul: Two battered units and a powerade.

by Macadaddysheib February 12, 2017

Battered asparagus

A male with a long, thin penis with extra foreskin

Omg , I slept with this guy last night, but he had a battered asparagus :(

by Ladymae March 3, 2018

Battered subway

When a man has sex with a foot long until he gives it his jizz dressing, he then shoves said subway up his own arse and his partner batters it from behind. It is then eaten straight from the ass.

"Tommy" : That battered subway was delicious "smurf"! better than a dirty steakette and a bap any day! Hope you're looking forward to mines I got extra jalapeños tonight lol

by Mradhd February 8, 2019